Someone just tried to sell me pot.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
even better if it was a mime.

no2 Mimes taste awful, and they don't wear puffy pink pants.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Lol @ teh family!1

I shoulda worn the condom weep

Originally posted by Mišt
I shoulda worn the condom weep

Or the pants. weep

Originally posted by Council#13
So you're saying that clown I shot wasn't actually a clown, but a duck? Phew, now I feel fine about having eaten him.

Murdering and Eating duck was also made illegal. You're going to jail for 10 consecutive life sentences. Don't drop the soap. 😐

Originally posted by Kram3r
Murdering and Eating duck was also made illegal. You're going to jail for 10 consecutive life sentences. Don't drop the soap. 😐

Drop the soap, the cops will slip. The cops will slip, and they will die. No more cops, criminals run free. Criminals run free, everyone freaks out. Everyone freaks out, revolution. Revolution, the start of a new country.

Yes, the Chaos Effect rocks. doped

Originally posted by Council#13
Drop the soap, the cops will slip. The cops will slip, and they will die. No more cops, criminals run free. Criminals run free, everyone freaks out. Everyone freaks out, revolution. Revolution, the start of a new country.

Yes, the Chaos Effect rocks. doped

Originally posted by Council#13
Or the pants. weep

I cant afford pantsermmcry

Originally posted by Mišt
I cant afford pantsermmcry

You have my sympathy. ermmcry

i like your pants.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i like your pants.....

Thank you. I accidentally took them from this girl when her dad barged into the room. I had to get out of there as fast as I could! shock

Originally posted by Council#13
You should've pulled out three fingers, formed a gun shape, and said, "Stop, police! Give me some of that!"

lol!

and due to an unknown decision, i'm putting this in my profile...

Originally posted by Council#13
Thank you. I accidentally took them from this girl when her dad barged into the room. I had to get out of there as fast as I could! shock

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
DIME = $10.00, get it?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
just walked right up to me with a dimebag, tried to sell it to me. 🙄

drive it like i stole it?

But pot?

If it was hydro I'd say go for it. Schwag is gross.

he called me "ese". i was like "ese"? dude, i am white.

ah he was a latino? It's schwag lol.

yeah, he was hispanic.