I kissed Da Moose

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LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Like a little cigar smoking midget. leftright

Exactly.leftright

Commando Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
He is very hot. droolio

Larger than I thought he would be though. hmm


what can i say i go for tall guys ✅

~Da Moose~ Gone

Re: I kissed Da Moose

Originally posted by Commando Queen
I saw him in Niagara Falls, and just couldn’t resist!

hysterical

Not one of my better shots, but at least you can't see my huge ass.

Oddly, I also hugged that moose last summer. 😕

silver_tears Senior Member

Hugged you say...so that wasn't you they were leading away in cuffs? sly

Kongu Dude Senior Member

shock

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
Hugged you say...so that wasn't you they were leading away in cuffs? sly

*sigh* Listen, all the facts were covered in the trial - WHERE I WAS FOUND INNOCENT OF SEXUAL ASSAULT ON A MOOSE MANNEQUIN ...if you have any other questions, please contact my lawyers....

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sigh* Listen, all the facts were covered in the trial - WHERE I WAS FOUND INNOCENT OF SEXUAL ASSAULT ON A MOOSE MANNEQUIN ...if you have any other questions, please contact my lawyers....

I did, they told me to meet them in a dark alley, I think I'm gonna wear my yellow sundress and carry a whistle. vin

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
I did, they told me to meet them in a dark alley, I think I'm gonna wear my yellow sundress and carry a whistle. vin

🤨 They told me the same thing....

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
🤨 They told me the same thing....

Did they ask you to shave your head and cut your fingernails too? shock

I thought I was special. weep

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did they ask you to shave your head and cut your fingernails too? shock

I thought I was special. weep

Ah...wait, my bad....I wore the sundress voluntarily, sorry.... 😮

silver_tears Senior Member

It does show off those killer calves of yours.

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
It does show off those killer calves of yours.

You think? I dunno....I always feel like my ankles are too fat.... 🙁 And my hooves in these strapless sandals.....❌

johnnyforever [.Member.]

😂 I find that quite funny ermm

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical

Not one of my better shots, but at least you can't see my huge ass.

Oddly, I also hugged that moose last summer. 😕


You have the biggest moose ass I've ever seen, Scotty. 😛

Captain Maynard Cummin Soon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You think? I dunno....I always feel like my ankles are too fat.... 🙁 And my hooves in these strapless sandals.....❌

And back into Hetero land.

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by DarkC
You have the biggest moose ass I've ever seen, Scotty. 😛

Check out a lot of moose ass, do you Davey? 😂

Commando Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical

Not one of my better shots, but at least you can't see my huge ass.

Oddly, I also hugged that moose last summer. 😕


sweet, me too. it was acctually one of the highlights of that vacation because of the looks people gave me wheni yelled "MOOSE!!"

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Check out a lot of moose ass, do you Davey? 😂

I live near Banff. mhm Quite.