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..::Marea::.. ..::Fallen angel::..

I love a fit body on a man.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Bea Arthur?

Tell me you wouldn't go down on that.

😍

..::Marea::.. ..::Fallen angel::..

Io amo spendere il mio tempo col capitano

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Tell me you wouldn't go down on that.
😍

I call her the Silver Fox

In my dreams 🙁

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Bea Arthur?

No, that´s not my name. 😐

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I call her the Silver Fox
In my dreams 🙁

You know, I don't honestly think I could do her with your dick. ❌

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You know, I don't honestly think I could do her with your dick. ❌

Then can i have it back?

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Then can i have it back?

Oh...shit. doh Of course you can, sorry.

Lemme tell you though, old buddy, I put a LOT of milage on this badboy this weekend. 😉

Maybe give it a week or two to recouperate.

Oh, and Bubba and Tiny say "Hey bitc'h". doped

..::Marea::.. ..::Fallen angel::..

Thank you for being a friend!!!!!

..::Marea::.. ..::Fallen angel::..

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh...shit. doh Of course you can, sorry.
Lemme tell you though, old buddy, I put a LOT of milage on this badboy this weekend. 😉
Maybe give it a week or two to recouperate.
Oh, and Bubba and Tiny say "Hey bitc'h". doped

That is gross

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh...shit. doh Of course you can, sorry.
Lemme tell you though, old buddy, I put a LOT of milage on this badboy this weekend. 😉
Maybe give it a week or two to recouperate.
Oh, and Bubba and Tiny say "Hey bitc'h". doped

So did they ever get married?

I haven't seen them since Me and you went to Woodstock and you did all that Acid, ate a whole chicken (feathers and all), then punched Liza Menelli in the face!

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
So did they ever get married?
I haven't seen them since Me and you went to Woodstock and you did all that Acid, ate a whole chicken (feathers and all), then punched Liza Menelli in the face!

To each other? No.

Oh right....****ing Minelli. I remember you kept telling her Judy Garland was a used up skank who couldn't sing. That really got her goat. Damned if I can remember the goat's name though. hmm

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To each other? No.
Oh right....****ing Minelli. I remember you kept telling her Judy Garland was a used up skank who couldn't sing. That really got her goat. Damned if I can remember the goat's name though. hmm

Oddly enough, she named it Scott.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Oddly enough, she named it Scott.

Oh right! That's why I hit her. ✅

Mywi healed ninja.

I love my girls

Smiter Restricted

Just wondering if Pluto is next to Uranus Or Neptune?

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh right! That's why I hit her. ✅

And because she is a horrid B!tch.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
And because she is a horrid B!tch.

You thought so too, eh? 😬

Yeah, she insulted your shoes.

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You thought so too, eh? 😬
Yeah, she insulted your shoes.

And that was when i didn't wear shoes 😠

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
And that was when i didn't wear shoes 😠

She thought your feet were ugly. 🙁

So sad.