The KMC Barbecue

Originally posted by Eclipso
Who?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wait....someone here doesnt like star wars?!?!?!?!

Originally posted by Ronny
Not a chance, they may have spears but I have boobs. I have two boobs. 2 boobs + 1 spear = I win

Ewoks have never seen boobs, except Leia's, so technically you wouldn't win because the fact that they have seen Leia's boobs cancels out your boobs.

Rb = Ronny's boobs
Lb = Leia's Boobs
/ = divide

Rb/Lb = Zero

So logically both pairs of boobs cancel each other out and your 1 spear makes no difference because they have hundreds.

3113

exactly. boil them in oil, love.

Originally posted by Ronny
I want to have fun with your lightsaber 😱

droolio

Just be careful, It's really sensitive.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
guess they are trekkies... *laughs and points at trekkies*

Oh no you didn't! oh

trekkies suck. star trek is inferior in every way to star wars.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
trekkies suck. star trek is inferior in every way to star wars.

I agree.

han solo can kick the shit outta kirk.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
han solo can kick the shit outta kirk.

3PO would kick the shit outta Kirk.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
trekkies suck. star trek is inferior in every way to star wars.

SW is better, agreed. ST still rules though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
han solo can kick the shit outta kirk.

No way dude! Kirk took on Spock in Amok Time episode and he was keeping up a good fight even though Spock has five times human strength.

and what are you gonna do about a group of lightsaber wielding jedi?

Originally posted by Kram3r
No way dude! Kirk took on Spock in Amok Time episode and he was keeping up a good fight even though Spock has five times human strength.

Han is the l337.

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." 13

whats the enterprise gonna do against a star destroyer?

Originally posted by Röland
Han is the l337.

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." 13

I see where you went there. 13

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
whats the enterprise gonna do against a star destroyer?

Fire photon missiles.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I see where you went there. 13

I was hoping you would. 13

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
trekkies suck. star trek is inferior in every way to star wars.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and what are you gonna do about a group of lightsaber wielding jedi?

Phasers & neck pinches.

but a lightsaber cuts through anything. force choke.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Fire photon missiles.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Fire planet-destroying laser 31

Force field. 13

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but a lightsaber cuts through anything. force choke.

Nah, they have like advance brains and stuff. It like totally doesn't effect them. ermm