The (Real) Cost of Love

Originally posted by debbiejo
Ok, I'll take you...... 😱

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Are you really married, botankus and if so, do you find yourself spending money on your wife alot? Or unreasonably?

Yes, and 90% of what I spend it on isn't on the list.

What is this mysterious thing? Sh*t from the grocery store, gas station, and CVS. I'm talking paper towels, toothpaste, tampons, toilet paper, razors, diet cokes, celery, shredded cheese, milk, etc.......whatever we happen to be out of that day. And believe me, there is a new thing every day. EVERY day.

😘

At least take me to Taco Bell.......I'm a pricey lady..

You buy tampons??? LOL, oh, you're so nice.......Some guys won't do that..Like they think the cashier will look at them as freaks.....hahaha

I can go for that, but ever since they upped the price of a Chalupa, we're going Soft Taco Supreme all the way.

And yes, I will buy Tampons, Vagisil and rubbers, just as long as no one turns the channel from football all weekend.

Transportation costs after three and a half years:
€ 1131,8

Originally posted by botankus
Yes, and 90% of what I spend it on isn't on the list.

What is this mysterious thing? Sh*t from the grocery store, gas station, and CVS. I'm talking paper towels, toothpaste, tampons, toilet paper, razors, diet cokes, celery, shredded cheese, milk, etc.......whatever we happen to be out of that day. And believe me, there is a new thing every day. EVERY day.

Tampons, celery.....well..

lmao!

I'm not getting married.. lol

Originally posted by botankus
I can go for that, but ever since they upped the price of a Chalupa, we're going Soft Taco Supreme all the way.

And yes, I will buy Tampons, Vagisil and rubbers, just as long as no one turns the channel from football all weekend.

Oh Baby! I must stalk you.........
The way to my heart...tempt me with food.. 😱

How bout a wrap, can we do a wrap??

My tampon buying baby........LOL

Okay, you twisted my arm. Grilled Stuffed Burrito...with Steak! $2.99!

All the free Fire sauce you can handle.

The only benefits I see men enjoying from marriage are tax incentives. But other than that, I can't remember ever running into a happily married man.

Originally posted by botankus
Okay, you twisted my arm. Grilled Stuffed Burrito...with Steak! $2.99!

All the free Fire sauce you can handle.

The only benefits I see men enjoying from marriage are tax incentives. But other than that, I can't remember ever running into a happily married man.

Someone should make a thread "The benifits of divorce".........lol

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
The only benefits I see men enjoying from marriage are tax incentives. But other than that, I can't remember ever running into a happily married man.

There's a 24-year old girl I know who's been married for five years and hates being married (their 2 kids are too young and the parents work too much for them to go through a divorce at the time). Anyway, I asked her if she could think of 1 single benefit from being married besides the tax refund. She thought for about 3 minutes, and then she said, "I've got it!"

She said, "Whenever I'm trying to lift something or move something and I say 'Hey, give me a hand' or 'Hold this, will ya?', there's always someone there to do it."

😂

Been there......

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Not a chance in hell anyone spends $1,050 on greeting cards. Especially not a married couple.

I believe it; Americans are spend-thrifts. (I know I am)

Did you know: This past Holiday season Americans spent 2 billion dollars on gift cards shock. That's a lot of ****ing gift cards! I myself received like 3 or 4, and got atleast 3 for other people.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Love isn't easy KMC'ers and it sure isn't free. A 50-year marriage will run you a cool $590,400, not counting courtship, children, medical, housing, daily food, her transportation, clothing and cosmetics costs or inflation Make it count.

This list is broken down into 3 subjects:

What you'll give her--What it costs in a year--What it costs over 50years

Flowers
$300 - $15,000

Greeting Cards
$21 - $1,050

Dinners out
$2,526 - $126,300

Expensive dinners to apologize
$700 - $35,000

Theater, concert, movies
$752 - $37,600

Vacations
$2,913 - $145,650

Jewelry
$1,336 - $66,800

Lingerie
$122 - $6,100

Trips to the spa
$275 - $13,750

Haircuts, grooming products for you
$1,000 - $50,000

Vasectomy after kids are born
$1,000 - $1,000

Caring for the dog she loves so much
$1,226 - $63,300

Valentine's Day
$86 - $4,300

Mother's Day
$70 - $3,500

Holiday, anniversary, birthday gifts
$421 - $21,050

Total Cost
$12,788 - $590,400

Is she worth every penny? And less than half of that, on behalf of women, is spent on men over the same 50 years.

That's why the marriage thing with me is (sigh)....i dunno. Marriage is unnatural, 1st of all but some people can hack it.

Ahh.... but can you truly ever put a price on good pussie?

Originally posted by sithsaber408
Ahh.... but can you truly ever put a price on good pussie?

Sithsaber???? 😕

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Originally posted by sithsaber408
Ahh.... but can you truly ever put a price on good pussie?

You know, I've never been able to choose between money and puss, though. It's always been a waging war in my mind. And I'm a fairly decisive guy.

I love women but money has this whip appeal about it.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Love isn't easy KMC'ers and it sure isn't free. A 50-year marriage will run you a cool $590,400, not counting courtship, children, medical, housing, daily food, her transportation, clothing and cosmetics costs or inflation Make it count.

This list is broken down into 3 subjects:

What you'll give her--What it costs in a year--What it costs over 50years

Flowers
$300 - $15,000

Greeting Cards
$21 - $1,050

Dinners out
$2,526 - $126,300

Expensive dinners to apologize
$700 - $35,000

Theater, concert, movies
$752 - $37,600

Vacations
$2,913 - $145,650

Jewelry
$1,336 - $66,800

Lingerie
$122 - $6,100

Trips to the spa
$275 - $13,750

Haircuts, grooming products for you
$1,000 - $50,000

Vasectomy after kids are born
$1,000 - $1,000

Caring for the dog she loves so much
$1,226 - $63,300

Valentine's Day
$86 - $4,300

Mother's Day
$70 - $3,500

Holiday, anniversary, birthday gifts
$421 - $21,050

Total Cost
$12,788 - $590,400

Is she worth every penny? And less than half of that, on behalf of women, is spent on men over the same 50 years.

That's why the marriage thing with me is (sigh)....i dunno. Marriage is unnatural, 1st of all but some people can hack it.

Actually that's all money you spend for yourself. You think she is worth it, so why not. I don't see the problem, whether you spend it on company and getting laid once in a while or on Video Games doesn't seem a big difference to me.

Marriage is kinda pointless anyways.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Love isn't easy KMC'ers and it sure isn't free. A 50-year marriage will run you a cool $590,400, not counting courtship, children, medical, housing, daily food, her transportation, clothing and cosmetics costs or inflation Make it count.

This list is broken down into 3 subjects:

What you'll give her--What it costs in a year--What it costs over 50years

Flowers
$300 - $15,000

Greeting Cards
$21 - $1,050

Dinners out
$2,526 - $126,300

Expensive dinners to apologize
$700 - $35,000

Theater, concert, movies
$752 - $37,600

Vacations
$2,913 - $145,650

Jewelry
$1,336 - $66,800

Lingerie
$122 - $6,100

Trips to the spa
$275 - $13,750

Haircuts, grooming products for you
$1,000 - $50,000

Vasectomy after kids are born
$1,000 - $1,000

Caring for the dog she loves so much
$1,226 - $63,300

Valentine's Day
$86 - $4,300

Mother's Day
$70 - $3,500

Holiday, anniversary, birthday gifts
$421 - $21,050

Total Cost
$12,788 - $590,400

Is she worth every penny? And less than half of that, on behalf of women, is spent on men over the same 50 years.

That's why the marriage thing with me is (sigh)....i dunno. Marriage is unnatural, 1st of all but some people can hack it.

She had better know how to deepthroat for that much cash, and she better do it hourly.

Originally posted by BackFire
She had better know how to deepthroat for that much cash, and she better do it hourly.

Even when she'd looked like a hag with 1 tooth.

Hey, to each his own. I heard gummy bj's are the new thing now, anyway.