Old "gods" vs New "gods"

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Old "gods" vs New "gods"

This a battle between warrior "gods" and "god" smashers - a six against six. Who wins and why?

warrior "gods"

Thor with Belt of Strength aka glass jawed Asgardian
Immortal Hercules with Adamantium Mace aka drunken Olympian
Orion with Motherbox
Beta Ray Bill aka eight toothed wonder
Thanos aka prune chinned cretin
Champion with Power Gem aka bad hair day creep

vs

"god" smashers

Hulk aka strongest one of all
Superman aka man of tungsten carbide
Silver Surfer aka tin foil man
Lobo
Wonderwoman
Drax aka I may be dumb but I'm still smarter than Thor

Warrior "gods" qiute easily i think....

the biggest threat to them would be....SS, Supes, and Lobo if you give him that "i can't die" thing, which i'm assuming you won't

so it's basiclly Supes and SS vs. 5 uber powerful guys.....and Thanos 😐

Re: Old "gods" vs New "gods"

Originally posted by Hulk rules all
This a battle between warrior "gods" and "god" smashers - a six against six. Who wins and why?

warrior "gods"

Thor with Belt of Strength aka glass jawed Asgardian
Immortal Hercules with Adamantium Mace aka drunken Olympian
Orion with Motherbox
Beta Ray Bill aka eight toothed wonder
Thanos aka prune chinned cretin
Champion with Power Gem aka bad hair day creep

vs

"god" smashers

Hulk aka strongest one of all
Superman aka man of tungsten carbide
Silver Surfer aka tin foil man
Lobo
Wonderwoman
Drax aka I may be dumb but I'm still smarter than Thor

Team One

Re: Old "gods" vs New "gods"

Originally posted by Hulk rules all

Superman aka man of tungsten carbide

😆

team 1 wins anyway

Re: Old "gods" vs New "gods"

Originally posted by Hulk rules all

Thor with Belt of Strength aka Owns Hulk
Immortal Hercules with Adamantium Mace aka Owns Hulk
Orion with Motherbox aka Owns Hulk
Beta Ray Bill aka Owns Hulk
Thanos aka Owns Hulk
Champion with Power Gem aka Owns Hulk

vs

"god" smashers

Hulk aka Gets Owned
Superman aka Owns Hulk
Silver Surfer aka Owns Hulk
Lobo aka Owns Hulk
Wonderwoman aka Owns Hulk
Drax aka Owns Hulk

Fixed 😊

Re: Re: Old "gods" vs New "gods"

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Fixed 😊

But don't you know. HULK RULES ALL!

Team 1 annihilates team 2.

Hulk wins.

Originally posted by Magee
Hulk wins.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. 😱

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. 😱

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. 😱

I've heard that one.

Originally posted by King Kandy
I've heard that one.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

😖hifty:

Team 1 brutalizes team 2. Thanos alone can beat most of team 2, give him Champ and BRB, and they can probably win. As it is, this is overkill in favor of team 1.

Re: Re: Old "gods" vs New "gods"

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Fixed 😊
what the hell is your problem with hulk he's probably team 2 biggest gun.

Originally posted by xmeat
what the hell is your problem with hulk he's probably team 2 biggest gun.

😬 Nope.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
😬 Nope.

Drax>>>Hulk
Superman>>>Hulk
Surfer>>>Hulk
Lobo>>>Hulk
WW>>>Hulk (maybe)

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Drax>>>Hulk
Superman>>>Hulk
Surfer>>>Hulk
Lobo>>>Hulk
WW>>>Hulk (maybe)

True hulk hater

hulk already fought drax Hulk>>>Drax
Hulk fought supes several times Hulk>>>supes
I'll give you that to surfer
Hulk>>>>>>>lobo
Hulk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WW

Originally posted by xmeat
hulk already fought drax Hulk>>>Drax
Hulk fought supes several times Hulk>>>supes
I'll give you that to surfer
Hulk>>>>>>>lobo
Hulk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WW

Originally posted by xmeat
True hulk hater

hulk already fought drax Hulk>>>Drax
Hulk fought supes several times Hulk>>>supes
I'll give you that to surfer
Hulk>>>>>>>lobo
Hulk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WW

Only a true Hulk hater would know so little about Hulk that they would ever think of saying something like that.