Guess what!

Originally posted by True Geek
You dare try to kick me in the nuts? Well then I will go all Tae-kwon-jitsu on you! (Yes, I know tae kwon do, and ninjitsu. You got a problem with that?)

Originally posted by Strangelove
You're 5'7", you say? Well I know "beat you down because you're small" 31

Originally posted by True Geek
You dare try to kick me in the nuts? Well then I will go all Tae-kwon-jitsu on you! (Yes, I know tae kwon do, and ninjitsu. You got a problem with that?)

I'd like to see you take a shot in nuts and try to go Praying Mantis on my ass. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I'd like to see you take a shot in nuts and try to go Praying Mantis on my ass. haermm

Originally posted by True Geek
Oh, yeah? Well I know "Sangam (pardon my misspelling Korean words) 3" which really helps defend me from big people!

Originally posted by Barker
Praying Mantis and Peyton Manning sound kinda the same but are really sort of different. haermm

Except Peyton Manning doesn't eat his wife's head after they have sex. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Except Peyton Manning doesn't eat his wife's head after they have sex. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Except Peyton Manning doesn't eat his wife's head after they have sex. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Except Peyton Manning doesn't eat his wife's head after they have sex. haermm

Originally posted by True Geek
It's the females that eat the male's head, dude. You should watch more animal planet... It absorbs how you once viewed animals.

OMG, PUN. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Which head? haermm

OMG, PUN. haermm

I haermm'd. haermm

So did I. haermm

ermm+😆= haermm

haermm.

You sly sunavagun. haermm

I C WAT U DID DER. haermm

Originally posted by True Geek
It's the females that eat the male's head, dude. You should watch more animal planet... It absorbs how you once viewed animals.

I know this but it would have taken too long and wouldn't have fit with Barkers post if I explained that his wife eats his head....the one on his shoulders. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I C WAT U DID DER. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I know this but it would have taken too long and wouldn't have fit with Barkers post if I explained that his wife eats his head....the one on his shoulders. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I C WAT U DID DER. haermm

Originally posted by Thorinn
31h you. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
That was clever. 131