BLOOD on the toilet seat!!!

i am at work, i go to the little boys room to make a deposit, right? so i step into the bathroom stall, and what do i find? BLOOD ON THE TOILET SEAT!!! not just a little, but a lot. WTF?

ermm ew.

😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i am at work, i go to the little boys room to make a deposit, right? so i step into the bathroom stall, and what do i find? BLOOD ON THE TOILET SEAT!!! not just a little, but a lot. WTF?

Maybe some big fat dude had a huge pimple on his ass. Then when he sat down, it popped!!! 😘 😘

quick call 911!!!

Call maintenance.😐

Maybe they have a dry skin condition, so whenever their sphincter stretches to unleash O Fortuna, it ends up cracking in places, creating the shitty screamy bleedies

Why were you in a little boy's room?

Originally posted by The Pict
Why were you in a little boy's room?

Ssh stop typingpetpet

Maybe some chick sprinted in there, not knowing which room it was, and menstrated all over the seat.

Originally posted by The Pict
Why were you in a little boy's room?

He's looking for little penis's. Like his.

Originally posted by BakaXero
quick call 911!!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ssh stop typingpetpet

I can't 🙁 It's physically impossible for me to do so.

sum1 got shanked shock

Originally posted by The Pict
I can't 🙁 It's physically impossible for me to do so.

Don't make me make you.😒

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Don't make me make you.😒

You don't have the strength to tear me from my keyboard. I weigh like a 100 lbs flex

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Don't make me make you.😒

holy sh*t 😕

Originally posted by The Pict
You don't have the strength to tear me from my keyboard. I weigh like a 100 lbs flex

Originally posted by Strangelove
big man 😍

Yup. You can touch my muscles if you want.

Originally posted by The Pict
You don't have the strength to tear me from my keyboard. I weigh like a 100 lbs flex

trinity

Originally posted by ToMacco
holy sh*t 😕

Hold my earrings.eyes