No one is here 🙁
Oh, well. Amber, I made an RP especially for you! I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! HAPPY B-DAY 😄
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CaptainJacksLuv: I think we should leave her b-day card at her door.
Pocky: Good idea! Bwa, prepare her b-day card for her.
Bwa: I don’t wanna be in this RP! I’m tired of being in every single RP—I don’t even read it!
PirateDiva: Would you shut your pie hole and do it! It’s amber’s birth day!
Chiki Mina: I got the handcuffs, the lights, and the whips ready.
Misty: Mina, this is a birth day party not a kinky convention.
Chiki Mina: We could make it a kinky party.
Mmovijunkie: I got her card. Bwa, just throw it at the door or I’ll throw you in a dumpster.
Bwa: *snort* I was born there.
Ichy: Beh*She’s half garbage and half human*
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Amber: I hate my birth days. They are always so boring. I wish there was something, a sign that could hit me—TONK!
Misty: I think she got her card!
Savvychick: How come I don’t hear her.
Lovethemtigers: Not only are you blind in one eye but now deaf in one ear.
Savvychick: HUH?
PirateDiva: Well I’m going in. I don’t hear her at all.
Opens the door
Bwa: Oh look. Amber is sniffing the floor! *bends down* *SNIFF* *snort* this is fun.
Mmoviejunkie: She’s not sniffing the floor you kiwi brain! She’s unconscious!
Misty: Bwa…in what, exactly, did you wrap the b-day card in?
Bwa: Uh…in one of Johnny’s shoes.
PirateDiva: Have you lost what is left of your brain?
Bwa: I’m still looking for some of the pieces.
CJL: Where did you get this shoe?
Bwa: Points to Mina
Everyone stares
Chiki Mina: I got it while he was in the shower. The shower pics are on sale now though! I think he has Tim Burton tattooed on his—
Lovethemtigers:--Whoa! So, should we help amber or leave her stuck on the ground like an old chewing gum?
Pocky: I got an idea to wake her up. Amber, there will be a slash-love scene between Jack and Will!
Amber: HUH-WAH!! OW!! My head…
PirateDiva: Good job!
Surreal: *Pops out of nowhere* Did someone say slash? 😄 Yum.
Misty: Not in this RP, Surreal.
Surreal: Where can I go to make my slashy fantasies come true? 😄 😄
PirateDiva: I dunno, Surreal. Try to look over on those mountains. Maybe you will get lucky and find two gay cowboys there.
Surreal: …😄…
Bwa: Well that was surreal. *snort* I made it funny!
Amber: My head still hurts. What is this all about?
Savvychick: It’s your birth day, silly!
Amber: Since when birth days gives you a headache?
Ivebeendepped: I know, man. Hangovers sucks.
T.Maria: ok…so shall we prepare the party or what?!
Lovethemtigers: is our stripper ready?
Misty: He is more than ready. He is in leather!
Amber: Stripper?
Misty: Did I say stripper? I meant to say…FINGER LIKING GOOD STRIPPER!!
Mmoviejunkie: Come on out!!
Johnny: How do you people get me involve in this? Haven’t I been violated enough?
Ivebeendepped: As long as you keep that leather underwear tight, you are never enough!
Johnny: I am freezing cold! I’m always naked! I look like that gecko from Geico.
Bwa: Oh, stop it! You are turning me on!
CJL: Lice turns you on.
Johnny: Where in Davy’s Jones locker is my other shoe?
Chiki Mina: *whistles*
Amber: Can I at least have a cake?
Ichy: Beh * You can have my cake that I left on your kitchen floor. Which I doubt you will like it*
PirateDiva: I got your cake! It’s a picture Johnny’s chest!
Amber: omg! Those are nice manly nipples!
Johnny: You people are not human! Why bother make a cake with my chest on it?!
Misty: Because we are not human, darling. We are horny and proud!
KMC: HUZZA!!
T. Maria: Let’s serve this yummy chest—er cake!
Savvychick Amber is the birth day girl! It means she gets to have the nipples!
Amber: SQUEE! I love my birth day!
Diddly: ??????????????
Amber: Awe, diddly. Your words are always so poetic.
Johnny: I’m starting to hate birth days.
Amber: And I’m starting to get horny! You better treat me right, baby!
Johnny: *looks up in the sky* Must I look up all the time? When will you have mercy on me?
PirateDiva: Lord have mercy! Look at that muffin shaped ass in that tight, leather underwear!
Ivebeendepped: I wanna butter it and bite it!
Johnny: Oh, great. Now there’s a perverted Hannibal.
Amber: This is really the best birth day present I could ever have! I can’t wait to have my Johnny tied to my head board!
Johnny: Where’s a gun when you need one?
And so our lovely night ends with a very happy and satisfied Amber. And a very tired and depressed looking Johnny tied to the head board.
Happy Birth Day, Amber 🙂
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
No one is here 🙁Oh, well. Amber, I made an RP especially for you! I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! HAPPY B-DAY 😄
_________________________________________________________[b]CaptainJacksLuv: I think we should leave her b-day card at her door.
Pocky: Good idea! Bwa, prepare her b-day card for her.
Bwa: I don’t wanna be in this RP! I’m tired of being in every single RP—I don’t even read it!
PirateDiva: Would you shut your pie hole and do it! It’s amber’s birth day!
Chiki Mina: I got the handcuffs, the lights, and the whips ready.
Misty: Mina, this is a birth day party not a kinky convention.
Chiki Mina: We could make it a kinky party.
Mmovijunkie: I got her card. Bwa, just throw it at the door or I’ll throw you in a dumpster.
Bwa: *snort* I was born there.
Ichy: Beh*She’s half garbage and half human*
* * * * * * * * * * *
Amber: I hate my birth days. They are always so boring. I wish there was something, a sign that could hit me—TONK!
Misty: I think she got her card!
Savvychick: How come I don’t hear her.
Lovethemtigers: Not only are you blind in one eye but now deaf in one ear.
Savvychick: HUH?
PirateDiva: Well I’m going in. I don’t hear her at all.
Opens the door
Bwa: Oh look. Amber is sniffing the floor! *bends down* *SNIFF* *snort* this is fun.
Mmoviejunkie: She’s not sniffing the floor you kiwi brain! She’s unconscious!
Misty: Bwa…in what, exactly, did you wrap the b-day card in?
Bwa: Uh…in one of Johnny’s shoes.
PirateDiva: Have you lost what is left of your brain?
Bwa: I’m still looking for some of the pieces.
CJL: Where did you get this shoe?
Bwa: Points to Mina
Everyone stares
Chiki Mina: I got it while he was in the shower. The shower pics are on sale now though! I think he has Tim Burton tattooed on his—
Lovethemtigers:--Whoa! So, should we help amber or leave her stuck on the ground like an old chewing gum?
Pocky: I got an idea to wake her up. Amber, there will be a slash-love scene between Jack and Will!
Amber: HUH-WAH!! OW!! My head…
PirateDiva: Good job!
Surreal: *Pops out of nowhere* Did someone say slash? 😄 Yum.
Misty: Not in this RP, Surreal.
Surreal: Where can I go to make my slashy fantasies come true? 😄 😄
PirateDiva: I dunno, Surreal. Try to look over on those mountains. Maybe you will get lucky and find two gay cowboys there.
Surreal: …😄…
Bwa: Well that was surreal. *snort* I made it funny!
Amber: My head still hurts. What is this all about?
Savvychick: It’s your birth day, silly!
Amber: Since when birth days gives you a headache?
Ivebeendepped: I know, man. Hangovers sucks.
T.Maria: ok…so shall we prepare the party or what?!
Lovethemtigers: is our stripper ready?
Misty: He is more than ready. He is in leather!
Amber: Stripper?
Misty: Did I say stripper? I meant to say…FINGER LIKING GOOD STRIPPER!!
Mmoviejunkie: Come on out!!
Johnny: How do you people get me involve in this? Haven’t I been violated enough?
Ivebeendepped: As long as you keep that leather underwear tight, you are never enough!
Johnny: I am freezing cold! I’m always naked! I look like that gecko from Geico.
Bwa: Oh, stop it! You are turning me on!
CJL: Lice turns you on.
Johnny: Where in Davy’s Jones locker is my other shoe?
Chiki Mina: *whistles*
Amber: Can I at least have a cake?
Ichy: Beh * You can have my cake that I left on your kitchen floor. Which I doubt you will like it*
PirateDiva: I got your cake! It’s a picture Johnny’s chest!
Amber: omg! Those are nice manly nipples!
Johnny: You people are not human! Why bother make a cake with my chest on it?!
Misty: Because we are not human, darling. We are horny and proud!
KMC: HUZZA!!
T. Maria: Let’s serve this yummy chest—er cake!
Savvychick Amber is the birth day girl! It means she gets to have the nipples!
Amber: SQUEE! I love my birth day!
Diddly: ??????????????
Amber: Awe, diddly. Your words are always so poetic.
Johnny: I’m starting to hate birth days.
Amber: And I’m starting to get horny! You better treat me right, baby!
Johnny: *looks up in the sky* Must I look up all the time? When will you have mercy on me?
PirateDiva: Lord have mercy! Look at that muffin shaped ass in that tight, leather underwear!
Ivebeendepped: I wanna butter it and bite it!
Johnny: Oh, great. Now there’s a perverted Hannibal.
Amber: This is really the best birth day present I could ever have! I can’t wait to have my Johnny tied to my head board!
Johnny: Where’s a gun when you need one?
And so our lovely night ends with a very happy and satisfied Amber. And a very tired and depressed looking Johnny tied to the head board.
Happy Birth Day, Amber 🙂
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OMG! I feel loved 😄 thank you Chiki and ROFLMAO! that was hillarious... you have a wonderful if not slightly perverted gift lol I liked it. and I would list my favorite parts but i liked the WHOLE thing 🙂
in other news i have medicine and I feel better 😄