Your Slave

I didn't even know that was a word, lol.

(it's not)

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
why do you want a slave you southerner?

Are you kidding me? Having a slave would be great, I'd keep it happy though I'd feet it my left overs and stuff, and let it bath in my old bath water. I wouldn't need a remote I'd just make it stand next to the tv while I'm watching and I'll tell it up or down. While I'm at work I'd make it get a job so I'd have a little extra money to buy things for it to clean, and when I have nothing to do I'd make it dress up as naruto characters and try to do there hand signs, and the best part is that Saturday would become what to do to your slave day.

and then you could dress up as sasuke and he could dress up as naruto and you could make out then pretend you didnt enjoy it 😱

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
and then you could dress up as sasuke and he could dress up as naruto and you could make out then pretend you didnt enjoy it 😱

I wouldn't pretend anything I'd enjoy it all along.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
If you had a slave what would you have him do.

I would have mine work at 2 fast food places and give me free food....and his pay check.

She would be a bedroom slave and of course pay all my bills.

Originally posted by Soleran
She would be a bedroom slave and of course pay all my bills.

and she'd have to be able to take a good beating too you don't want a weak slave.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Are you kidding me? Having a slave would be great, I'd keep it happy though I'd feet it my left overs and stuff, and let it bath in my old bath water. I wouldn't need a remote I'd just make it stand next to the tv while I'm watching and I'll tell it up or down. While I'm at work I'd make it get a job so I'd have a little extra money to buy things for it to clean, and when I have nothing to do I'd make it dress up as naruto characters and try to do there hand signs, and the best part is that Saturday would become what to do to your slave day.

how is feeding it your leftovers and bathing in your old water keeping it happy?

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
how is feeding it your leftovers and bathing in your old water keeping it happy?

Becuase it gets to eat and wash up.

so.
its still dirty water and leftovers.

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
so.
its still dirty water and leftovers.

Better than a back hand and used toilet water.

You don't want to spoil your slave you have to let them know they are worthless every day.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
(it's not)

My slave would be Vinny 😐

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
My slave would be Vinny 😐

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Better than a back hand and used toilet water.

You don't want to spoil your slave you have to let them know they are worthless every day.

if they think they are worthless, than how would you treat them good?

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
if they think they are worthless, than how would you treat them good?

This is how you treat a slave good. You give it hell every second of its life, you ***** slap it any chance you get. Then you do something that isn't really nice like giving it left over or letting it swim around in your dirty water it seems nice to the slave but in reality is still isn't nice.

i see your point now.

still, i wouldnt want a slave.

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
i see your point now.

still, i wouldnt want a slave.

Well you know slave driving is hard work its not for everyone. Like my grandaddy always said "there are people who have slaves, and there slaves, which one do you wana be."

Originally posted by dirkdirden
If you had a slave what would you have him do.

I would have mine work at 2 fast food places and give me free food....and his pay check.

am i the only one who's disturbed at the very thought?