So thinking about it. If I am gonna join I would need to explain exactly why Battle Pope supports chaos. Alright I will be doing some major parts of this in spoilers because if I don't than it will ruin a good part of the series for most people.
Battle Pope:
Alright picture this, you are the Pope when god himself comes to earth and sentences everyone to be condemned from heaven. You were never the best pope of course, you never held off on sex, smoked cigars religously, Drink like no ones buissness, and cuss up a storm. You have personally trainning from your good friend BRUCE LEE!!! (that makes him beat the shit out of a good 90% of people) Now Hells gates are broken and the demons are released on earth, as the pope you should have prevented this. Instead the armies of the world fought a huge battle with the demons eventually comeing to a truce. Now humans and demons live together.
You are the Pope and no one gives a shit! If anything is more chaotic than being the Pope when god has condemned all people to exile from heaven.
In the beginning of his comic the first thing you see is him drinking and smokeing in a bar. That is not popeish. He knows the religous stuff but he doesnt even care and he leads the Funkers.
The next thing he does is cut off a demons arm and take the girl home he was harrasing and bang her. Once again, defying religion. That is true chaos if you can defy the basic tenents of the religion you lead.
So other things supporting chaos he has done are:
1.
Spoiler:
He has a sidekick, Jesus Christ himself who he drags around and gets into trouble on a regular basis, including one time where he leaves him to get his ass kicked by several guys while Battle Pope goes and has sex with a demon chick who is trying to kill him then tells her she isn't good in the sack
2.
Spoiler:
Gives jesus a blow up doll for his Birthday/Christmas present when he asked for a pony
3.
Spoiler:
Makes God make a deal with him that if he saves Saint Micheal that he would get into heaven. Then when he finally accomplishes he refuses to go and says he would like to take over for Michael as the protector of the few good people left on earth.
4.
Spoiler:
Leaves Jesus and their new ally Santa Clause to go patrolling the streets while he goes grocery shopping, where he insults every girl in the store by saying "Attention Broads, There's a tampon sale on aisle 4!" then further postpones his getting back with jesus and santa to shag a girl in his car that hasn't seen him for a while.
5. AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE OF ALL!
Spoiler:
BATTLE POPE HAS SEX WITH, REPEATEDLY MIGHT I ADD, THE VIRGIN MARY!!! Which really doesn't sit well with god I might add. This is on the night before Jesus' birthday which she was visiting for.
Link to first issue of Battle Pope: http://www.newsarama.com/ImageComics/BattlePope/BattlePope01issue.htm
Originally posted by Badabing
Here's the list of members.
Badabing - MR. MXYZPTLK
Psyquis - SLAPSTICK
Rick Genis - IMPOSSIBLE MAN
Outarddwarf - BATTLE POPEYou only need to explain why Jaspers will cause chaos.
You Excluded SMURFETTE, seriously that's just not smurfy and down right irresponsible of you bro! 😠
Originally posted by Badabing
You only need to explain why Jaspers will cause chaos.
Well . . . Jaspers' Warp destabalized reality on a grand scale and even 238Jaspers almost managed to mess with his entire universe. (I remember something about people bursting into flame and mutating at random thats pretty chaotic)
Jaspers possesses power nearing that of a god but lacks the . . . how shall I put this . . . sanity to use it in a constructive manner.
In summary he has a history of spreading chaos and a profile that says he'd do it again given the chance.