Valentine's Day - Part 1

Originally posted by silver_tears
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?" vin

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, I reconsidered, maybe I will ask someone 😏

Sorry, I am not interested. Perhaps next year?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sellout.mhm

so_sorry

Holy the hand so quickly, damn!

Bardock42 you can stop pm'ing me I will not be your Valentine's, I am saving myself for someone not German!

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Donnie Darko! 😱

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Originally posted by Kram3r
Sorry, I am not interested. Perhaps next year?

Originally posted by Soleran
so_sorry

Holy the hand so quickly, damn!

Bardock42 you can stop pm'ing me I will not be your Valentine's, I am saving myself for someone not German!

Guys, guys...that's funny and all...but you know I save myself for the one special boy.

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Part 1, eh. hmm

Originally posted by Soleran
so_sorry

Holy the hand so quickly, damn!

Bardock42 you can stop pm'ing me I will not be your Valentine's, I am saving myself for someone not German!

What happened to you man?weep

Valentines is for Love, Love is for Chumps, I will not participate.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What happened to you man?weep

HAHAHA

I don't get itninjashakefist

Valentines is for Love, Love is for Chumps, I will not participate.

While there is truth to that Valentine's day is also about sharing those special moments and caring words with someone you love.

Sure they are empty but you get laid, right! haha🙂

Originally posted by Puzzle
Valentines is for Love, Love is for Chumps, I will not participate.

Originally posted by Bardock42
but you know I save myself for the one special boy.

So like I said. Maybe next year.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Valentines is for Love, Love is for Chumps, I will not participate.

sly

Originally posted by Soleran
HAHAHA

I don't get itninjashakefist

While there is truth to that Valentine's day is also about sharing those special moments and caring words with someone you love.

Sure they are empty but you get laid, right! haha🙂

But there is no one I love.

Originally posted by DarkC
You are a chump! 😐

Not anymore.

LOL send yourself some flowers and colorful poetry and romance yourself to sleep, go HARD!

Originally posted by Puzzle
Not anymore.

Yeah but that's because your Ken.

Originally posted by Soleran
go HARD!

vin

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah but that's because your Ken.

Yeah, and Ken's are awesome.

Originally posted by silver_tears
vin

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?vin

Originally posted by Puzzle
Yeah, and Ken's are awesome.

Exactly, so the possibility of you being a chump stands at naught.