I need to learn the ways of the force

is it possible? if anyone knows any ways to obtain forcelike powers, please post here or PM me if you want to remain secret.

Holy Shit! Watch out!

Oh thank God! You almost got hit by a Life.

Fortunately though, you remain the One With No Life.

Some of the people here should be able to help you bud, they are incredibly knowledgeable about things, so much so that they do not realise the new Star Wars films are crap! 🙂

there are crazed up sites who needs to get a life like you.. 🙂

google them.

oh, and, Star Wars ain't real. its a movie. don't mean to burst your bubble... ✅

😂 😂 😂 This is halarious.

I actually think the responses are more funny and cringeworthy than the actual post itself.

Originally posted by Tangible God
Holy Shit! Watch out!

Oh thank God! You almost got hit by a Life.

Fortunately though, you remain the One With No Life.

Get off of the internet and find a religon or just go to sleep.

Jedi are not real.

Master Bruce, the same guy who is constantly ridiculed in the Comic Book Forums because if his claiming that he goes out and fights crime at night...

🙄

...I didn't think it was possible to be this lame.

Originally posted by masterbruce
is it possible? if anyone knows any ways to obtain forcelike powers, please post here or PM me if you want to remain secret.

I'll tell you how.

First you must turn off your computer. Then you must close your eyes. Finally realize what an utter failure you are. That's the force talking to you.

😆

Oh man. This guy's a comic genius. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard from anything on this forum. Classic!

Just read the original post (with the thread title) again, it's pure genius!

And the replies are great. Oh my...

Ummm.

Wow...

this is great...star wars geeks making fun of someone for wanting to learn about the potential existence of something

you guys are soooo coooool in your star wars conventions hahahaha

whatever, I will seek info from less closeminded folk

and I didn't mean force powers exactly like in star wars, but 'forcelike' powers

He has a point, has shown you lot up 🙂

HAHAHAHA The Force may not be real, but telekinesis is.

So are dancing bananas.

Originally posted by masterbruce
is it possible? if anyone knows any ways to obtain forcelike powers, please post here or PM me if you want to remain secret.

Killing yourself right now is the only way to obtain Force powers. If you don't believe me, ask Obi-Wan.

Guys, let's be nice, I mean, if there was a way to get forcelike powers, it's worth asking, right?

Anyway, Masterbruce, your answer: Going through puberty first may help.

P.S. Shut the Hell up.