Originally posted by Captain REX My friend's mom smoked a cigarette in high school, but she fainted and stayed away from that shit the rest of her life.
Hey, Tex, what does Bjork smoke? 😛 j/k Does she smoke?
She smokes Pork Sword.
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
😂
TEX
TexYumsz
Outrageous!!!! You filthy pigs have no manners what so ever!!!
It's like I'm the only one with class around here 😮💨
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
I don't think so.
TEX
TexYumsz
There was this anexoric Chineese girl back in Middle School who was always getting high, she really liked me and was always asking if I wanted to get high too. I said no.
See, class.
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
😂 okay. 🤣 🤣
TEX
TexYumsz
Told ya 😎
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
I would call that common sense.
TEX
TexYumsz
So now you decide to change your mind? See! no class whatsoever! 🙄
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
Wern't we talking about cigarretes?
TEX
TexYumsz
No, let's talk about fags instead 😖hy:
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
You don't smoke, do you?
TEX
TexYumsz
I wouldn't mind smoking a fag once in a while. I'd like to put one in my mouth and puff and huff!
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
😘 Dude, you're a sick sick bastard. 🤣
TEX
TexYumsz
Whatever Mr. Your the one with the dirty mind! I was talking about cigs all along! HOnest 🙂
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
No one in this country calls a cigarette a fag.
TEX
TexYumsz
I like nice big long fags, that just slide into your mouth, and you just cant stop sucking on the end of them. They taste so good.
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
. . . . . . Jesus 🙁 😘 🙁 😘
TEX
TexYumsz
Oh this is so much fun.
Heaven forbid my mom ever catches me smoking some fag. She'd probably throw me out of the house. But I wouldn't care, I'd just find some desolate alley and smoke big fat fags all day!!!