I foiled a Starbucks robbery tonight!

Originally posted by Puzzle
Chey, Hiker is not a good person...just occasionally nice.

Originally posted by §uffer§noopy
Congratulations, we may now have intercourse Preston.

Originally posted by harleywindu
Good job! Always good to know there are some good people left in the world.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was in the drive thru with my reporter at Starbucks, suddenly the girl over the speaker said, "Oh my god." I asked her if she was okay when I suddenly heard footsteps coming at us when this teenage punk kid, he kinda looked like Kram3er but tougher, came running around the corner right at me so I instantly yelled, "Hey, stop!!" and I opened my door where as he veered around it and threw something that hit my car. When I got out he was tearing the hell out of there and I looked around and he had thrown the tip jar from the Starbuck's drive thru counter on top of my car. Me and the guy who pulled up behind me collected the money and returned it to the girls in Starbucks. My reporter was totally impressed with my instinctive reaction. 😎

Yeah...looks like. leftright

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's disturbing. 😕

Not your type?eyeslf

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah...looks like. leftright

Looked, past tense. 🙂

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Looked, past tense. 🙂

Well, unless he's dead he'd still look like me, correct?

Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, unless he's dead he'd still look like me, correct?

No, he could still resemble you if he were dead. C'mon dude, challenge me.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, he could still resemble you if he were dead. C'mon dude, challenge me.

Well, regardless, it wouldn't be past tense since he continues to look like me. I'm tired, sorry.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, regardless, it wouldn't be past tense since he continues to look like me. I'm tired, sorry.

It really doesn't matter. What were we on about? 😕

Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, regardless, it wouldn't be past tense since he continues to look like me. I'm tired, sorry.

You should take a hike pirate

Actually, damnit, it does matter. I was telling my story in past tense so you should have made your statement in the same context. I'm tired of people always going present tense on a past tense scenario, it friggin pisses me off almost as much as when people get all past participle with fragmented predicates.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It really doesn't matter. What were we on about? 😕

Some robber looking like me then me pretending that it wasn't me while obviously hinting that it was. You know, same old, same old.

Originally posted by Mišt
You should take a hike pirate

i c wat u did der. haermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was in the drive thru with my reporter at Starbucks, suddenly the girl over the speaker said, "Oh my god." I asked her if she was okay when I suddenly heard footsteps coming at us when this teenage punk kid, he kinda looked like Kram3er but tougher, came running around the corner right at me so I instantly yelled, "Hey, stop!!" and I opened my door where as he veered around it and threw something that hit my car. When I got out he was tearing the hell out of there and I looked around and he had thrown the tip jar from the Starbuck's drive thru counter on top of my car. Me and the guy who pulled up behind me collected the money and returned it to the girls in Starbucks. My reporter was totally impressed with my instinctive reaction. 😎

So the jar broke? ermm What a pity. ❌

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Actually, damnit, it does matter. I was telling my story in past tense so you should have made your statement in the same context. I'm tired of people always going present tense on a past tense scenario, it friggin pisses me off almost as much as when people get all past participle with fragmented predicates.

You just said that so you could use that smiley didn't you?

Originally posted by Council#13
So the jar broke? ermm What a pity. ❌

No, it was actually more of a plexiglass cube with one open end. It didn't break at all, money just spilled everywhere. Oh, I gotta go, HULK is about to go nutz and start throwing tanks and stuff.

HULK man. shock

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, it was actually more of a plexiglass cube with one open end. It didn't break at all, mone just spilled everywhere. Oh, I gotta go, HULK is about to go nutz and start throwing tanks and stuff.

What happened to the coins? Did the rats eat 'em? 😱 I so totally bet the rats ate 'em. 🪩

Take it down!
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Originally posted by Kram3r
i c wat u did der. haermm

wut, hikin iz gud 4 teh legz laughcry

Originally posted by Kram3r
You just said that so you could use that smiley didn't you?

Is that where I got it from? 😮

I didn't ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I didn't ermm

That's too bad, you should try it. 😛