Okay you guys.

Originally posted by Marko
he has a drink problem, Yea I know he brought it on himself, but I love him ya know. He was ignorant to the fact that anything was up. Anyway a vien ruptured or summit causing hella internal bleeding. He has pipes up his nose sucking out the blood. He had an op about 4 hours ago to stop it. It was horrible seeing him there, Y'dads supposed to be invincible y'know, He seemed like a different person!

Well my heart goes out to you and your dad, man.

What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Originally posted by Marko
HAHA cheers chris 😄

Why are goldfish red?
The water turns them rusty!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted! 😱

😂 i bet no one got that one!! cause the train kept a-rollin' all night long...

What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Hot in here, isn't it?" and the other says "LIEK OMG A TLAKIN MUGFFIN!" oh

😂 I love adding in n00b-speak

What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!

Originally posted by Scottie
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!

Who invented fire?
Some bright spark!

A neutron walks in to a bar.

"For you Sir, no charge."

I told this one yesterday but maybe you haven't heard it yet.

What does Brokeback Mountain and Dallas have in common?

They both have cowboys who suck.

Is this rapidly turning into a corny joke thread? 😑

😛

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

What's the similarity between an Alabama divorce and a Tennessee tornado?

Either way, someone loses a trailer

Would you like a duck egg for tea?
Only if you quack it for me!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I told this one yesterday but maybe you haven't heard it yet.

What does Brokeback Mountain and Dallas have in common?

They both have cowboys who suck.

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!