What do you call Nicole Richie with a yeast infection?

Started by Solo2 pages

What do you call Nicole Richie with a yeast infection?

Spoiler:
A quarter-pounder with cheese.

hmm somewhat awful.

The content of the joke, not the joke itself. 😛

crylaugh

A man was waiting in line at the supermarket checkout when a young woman got in line behind him. Her grocery cart held a half-gallon of skim milk, some fruit, and a few cans of cat food.

The man said: "You're single, aren't you?"

She looked at him, puzzled. "You could tell that just from the stuff in my grocery cart?"

He laughed. "No. You're just ugly as fuck."

Originally posted by Solo
A man was waiting in line at the supermarket checkout when a young woman got in line behind him. Her grocery cart held a half-gallon of skim milk, some fruit, and a few cans of cat food.

The man said: "You're single, aren't you?"

She looked at him, puzzled. "You could tell that just from the stuff in my grocery cart?"

He laughed. "No. You're just ugly as fuck."

I chuckled. 13

Originally posted by Röland
I chuckled. 13

Me too. 13

Originally posted by Röland
I chuckled. 13
Originally posted by Solo
Me too. 13

Me more. *gay eyes*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Me more. *gay eyes*

Can eyes really be defined as gay? hmm

Originally posted by Röland
Can eyes really be defined as gay? hmm

Yes.

Originally posted by Solo
A man was waiting in line at the supermarket checkout when a young woman got in line behind him. Her grocery cart held a half-gallon of skim milk, some fruit, and a few cans of cat food.

The man said: "You're single, aren't you?"

She looked at him, puzzled. "You could tell that just from the stuff in my grocery cart?"

He laughed. "No. You're just ugly as fuck."

👆

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes.

I can't argue with that.

Originally posted by Röland
I can't argue with that.
You could.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You could.

True, but I decided not to.

Originally posted by Röland
True, but I decided not to.

And then stated that you couldn't. Which is ridiculous.

No.

Originally posted by Bardock42
And then stated that you couldn't. Which is ridiculous.

I try to be ridiculous once a day, it's good for the body.

Originally posted by Solo
No.

Yes?

Originally posted by Röland
I try to be ridiculous once a day, it's good for the body.

No, it isn't.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, it isn't.

You're really putting down my good vibe here Bardock.

No.