Seven Deadly Sins

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WRATH.

1. Who did you last get angry with?
My little brother.

2. What is your weapon of choice?
30.06 Weapons.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Several occasions:

1) If they plan on fighting me: I will fight back. **** them.
2) If they even so much as cause pain by touching my balls, I'll punch them in the breast until they get cancer.

4. How about of the same sex?
Hell yes.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Don't know, don't care.

6. What is your pet peeve?
Hinder.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I can keep grudges, but I normally don't.

SLOTH.

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Study.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
I've woken up at least once after a full hours rest at every possible hour of the day.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"I'm masturbating, go away!"

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Yes, sadly.

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
A few hours ago when I whacked off./b]

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
[b]Zero. I have to manually set it to a later time.

GLUTTONY.

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Coca-Cola, 'cept I've been forced to quit.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat??
White.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
For me to know and for me to know.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Nope.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yeah, I'm too damn slim.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy?
Salty! droolio

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

LUST.

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
Not counting physicians,

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family):
Three.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
Yes.

4. Have you "done it"?
Classified.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Breasts. drool

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Once in Seattle.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
I was tested for pregnancy last week.

GREED.

1. How many credit cards do you own?
Zero.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Shell.

3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich of course.

4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Yes.

5. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.

6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
2000+

PRIDE.

1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
Surmounted a huge distance to get a loved one.

2. Whats one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Get A's.

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
Get married, have kids with Jill, own guns while I'm at it.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
**** yes.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
All the time, happens in Networked Halo 2 games.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Tests.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Ate a full bag of licorice..

ENVY.

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Jill still has my christmas presents.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Not one.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Jill

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Well, technically once but I don't really count that, it was pretty fooked.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
A smaller penis.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Sports.

7. Do you wish you'd made this thread?
No.ermm

too long ermm