Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Ouch . . . 😘
ouch indeed....
but then again it just may be part of his plot to take over the world...
magneto - I need to device a way to take over the world
forge - no problem (turns away for approx 10 seconds) Voila!!!
magneto - what the hell is that?
forge - don't you see? it's a device that will turn all your farts into cars
magneto - wtf!!??
forge - no worries man the gas won't turn into a car until it safely squeezed out of your ehhmmm well at least i think so.
magneto - excellent now i just have to eat a lot of beans
forge - no worries boss just eat this
magneto - what is that?
forge - a bean pill, it makes you "blow away" 10 times in a second
magneto - forge, you d'man
forge - i know boss i know.
later.....
otto - aha, your powers won't affect my arms, they are impervious from magnetism, and with them i can even block a car thrown at me
magneto - block this sucker "guhhhhhh" ptrooouuuiiii, ptrooouiii, ptrooouuiiiiiiiiiiiii
otto- ohh crap!