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I would profile these comments of Moose's but I can see he's on a mission, so I'll choose the best ones when I return 😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties

✅ I have two, always a laugh.

Originally posted by Syren
I would profile these comments of Moose's but I can see he's on a mission, so I'll choose the best ones when I return 😂

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Originally posted by Mišt
✅ I have two, always a laugh.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

I like to say 'Because you touch yourself at night' to that one, always a hoot.

Originally posted by Mišt
I like to say 'Because you touch yourself at night' to that one, always a hoot.

Hahaha....anything to make'em cry.

Michael, my petite Aussie ami, 'ow are you?

Yeah its funny, cause whenever it rains I ring them up and scream STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF BILLY!!

Tired as tired can get, been a busy few days working and stuff, need some major sleepage 😖leep:

Naps are always good. ✅

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Naps are always good. ✅

For a second there I almost considered talking to you cause I thought you were Syren 😊

No time for napping, I have 2hours between jobs, need to eat, poop and watch cartoons disgust

How nice, you couldnt find anyone for Valentine's Day so you picked yourself touched

Originally posted by Mišt
For a second there I almost considered talking to you cause I thought you were Syren 😊

No time for napping, I have 2hours between jobs, need to eat, poop and watch cartoons disgust

How nice, you couldnt find anyone for Valentine's Day so you picked yourself touched

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah its funny, cause whenever it rains I ring them up and scream STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF BILLY!!

Tired as tired can get, been a busy few days working and stuff, need some major sleepage 😖leep:

You still working 2 jobs? I can imagine if you are, that you must be tired.

Originally posted by Newjak
So getting all basics done huh Mist

Indeedeuro

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You still working 2 jobs? I can imagine if you are, that you must be tired.

Yeah, and they made me full time in one of them, and I did 5 hours overtime this week so far sleepy

Originally posted by Mišt
Indeedeuro

Yeah, and they made me full time in one of them, and I did 5 hours overtime this week so far sleepy

Which one? So, if you're full time in one. can't you quit the other? 😕

Originally posted by Mišt
Indeedeuro

Yeah, and they made me full time in one of them, and I did 5 hours overtime this week so far sleepy

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Which one? So, if you're full time in one. can't you quit the other? 😕

My day one, I could quit the other but its an extra $150 min. for doing next to nothing.

Originally posted by Newjak
What exactly are your jobs?

Kitchenhand and nightfiller.

Originally posted by Mišt
My day one, I could quit the other but its an extra $150 min. for doing next to nothing.

Yeah, but, at the risk of totally burning yourself out? 😬

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah, but, at the risk of totally burning yourself out? 😬

Yeah, its only for this week though cause they have no other day staff so I have to do everything, but another person starts next week to help out so there wont be much strain on me. And then I go back to uni in a couple weeks, so Ill have Wed/Thurs off too.

Anyways Im off to bed, later fellas wavey

Originally posted by Mišt
Kitchenhand and nightfiller.

...do you also make soap?

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
...do you also make soap?

-AC

i do

Originally posted by Mišt
For a second there I almost considered talking to you cause I thought you were Syren 😊

Don't say things like that nono