My God...

Originally posted by Fatima
😐

Lord why do u think that Jesus is gay ?

He had no girlfreind, he has sex with his 12 apostles, and he had sex with me last night droolio

okay joke over, i dont want to get banned again

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I think your God is sexy....

I hope he's bi...I already fooled around with Jesus Christ, Zeus, Apollo, Achilles, Krishna, and Kali

I'll add another to my list

Originally posted by lord xyz
Why weren't you banned permanently?

I was. But somehow, I was resurrected. Ne ways I promise, I will troll your forum no longer...pervert's honor 🙂

Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, he allowed me to do it, so yes...

But now your god is pissed at you. 😛

When I read the title of this thread I always think of that Paul McCartney song My Love, but I change it in my head to be My God.

My god does it good.....

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
But now your god is pissed at you. 😛

When I read the title of this thread I always think of that Paul McCartney song My Love, but I change it in my head to be My God.

My god does it good.....

Originally posted by lord xyz
My God isn't pissed at me. He's perfect, everything he didn't want us to do, we can't do. Example: We can't live over a day without breathing because he didn't want us to. My God wants the majority to only be allowed to wank with one hand, my god didn't want us to walk on water. etc

I was just talking to your god, and he told me that he was pissed at you. So, send me lots of money and I will talk to him about it. 😉

😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I was just talking to your god, and he told me that he was pissed at you. So, send me lots of money and I will talk to him about it. 😉

😆

Originally posted by lord xyz
I would've said you offended my God, but seeing as you did it, my God can't be offended. Damn me and my perfect God.

I thought you were Atheist

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I thought you were Atheist

He just made up a god, kind of like you did, without all the sex side of things. 😂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He just made up a god, kind of like you did, without all the sex side of things. 😂

WHY WOULD SOMEONE SUBTRACT SEX FROM ANYTHING ?!?!!?

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]WHY WOULD SOMEONE SUBTRACT SEX FROM ANYTHING ?!?!!?

🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 [/B]

He's 14...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He's 14...

I bet he's a VIRGIN ! 😱

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I bet he's a [b]VIRGIN ! 😱 [/B]

Don't go there, the man will be busting down your door in no time. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He's 14...

The Gods of all organized religions is a fallacy. If there is a god, he/she/it wouldn't pay special attention to a small planet in a relatively small galaxy in all the vastness of the universe. In all likelihood, if there is a God, then he/she/it has no clue that we exist.

Originally posted by lord xyz
15 😉

But last year you was 14. 🙄 What, do you like, change, every year? 😆

Originally posted by Strangelove
The Gods of all organized religions is a fallacy. If there is a god, he/she/it wouldn't pay special attention to a small planet in a relatively small galaxy in all the vastness of the universe. In all likelihood, if there is a God, then he/she/it has no clue that we exist.

What's the point of this thread?

Originally posted by Eis
What's the point of this thread?