Bloigen owned God.

Started by Röland3 pages

Bloigen owned God.

Bloigen owned God.

Why do you think he stays up in heaven all the time? ermm

Cause Chuck Norris is on Earth ermm

jam

Originally posted by Mišt
Cause Chuck Norris is on Earth ermm

Chuck Norris is old, I'm the new Chuck Norris. *squarehouse kicks*

Originally posted by Mišt
Cause Chuck Norris is on Earth ermm

Bloigen owned him too.

He ripped out his left nipple causing him to bleed to death. ermm

Chuck Norris lost a game of chess to Mr. T so in retaliation Chuck Norris invented racism.

Originally posted by Röland
Bloigen owned him too.

He ripped out his left nipple causing him to bleed to death. ermm

It's true, I saw myself do it when I was doing it.

Originally posted by Bloigen
It's true, I saw myself do it when I was doing it.
yes but there is one person you can't own

Spoiler:
Batman
Spoiler:
What, you thought I was going to say Bloigen? Noob...😐
Originally posted by lord xyz
Chuck Norris lost a game of chess to Mr. T so in retaliation Chuck Norris invented racism.

Actually it was Bloigen who invented racism. ermm

Originally posted by Röland
Actually it was Bloigen who invented racism. ermm

By accident though. herbnone

Originally posted by Röland
Actually it was Bloigen who invented racism. ermm
How can Bloigen be racist when penguins are black AND white WITH yellow beaks AND red eyes?

Originally posted by lord xyz
How can Bloigen be racist when penguins are black AND white WITH yellow chests?

I thought they had white chests and yellow beaks. 😐

Originally posted by lord xyz
yes but there is one person you can't own

Spoiler:
Batman

Batman isn't even a superhero, he just knows karate and has some money to waste. herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
Batman isn't even a superhero, he just knows karate and has some money to waste. herbnone

Rich bastard. disgust

Originally posted by Röland
I thought they had white chests and yellow beaks. 😐
emporer penguins have yellow chests. 😐

Originally posted by Bloigen
Batman isn't even a superhero, he just knows karate and has some money to waste. herbnone
not true, he has that magical owning belt.

Originally posted by lord xyz
not true, he has that magical owning belt.

Which was made with money.

HE HAS NO FRICKING SUPERPOWERS! ranting

Originally posted by lord xyz
emporer penguins have yellow chests. 😐

My fault. 😐

Originally posted by Bloigen
HE HAS NO FRICKING SUPERPOWERS! ranting

Yes he does 😏

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Yes he does 😏

No he doesn't. 😖hifty:

Bloigen just owns everyone. Anyone and everyone.