What if

Started by SpunkySmurph9 pages

You're all trendwhores

The city of San Francisco offers a free ‘sex-for-hire’ class to its prostitutes!

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
[B]You're all trendwhores [/B]

I was the first trendwhore, though. 🙂

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
You have the wrong one here buddy. I hate superman. But then again, your the Hulk tard who thinks Hulk beats everyone. Hulk can't even beat aunt may on the day after she died. Get lost you forum joke.
SUPES CANT EVEN BEAT A MAN IN A BAT COSTUME.
GO CHOKE ON SOME KRYPYONITE

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
[B]You're all trendwhores [/B]

ARE NOT MY FACTS ARE FROM A DIFFERENT SOURCE 😛

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

😐😐😐😐

The most expensive movie ever made was Cleopatra, starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, for an inflation adjusted $290.2 million U.S.

If you’re typical, you can guess someone’s sex with 95% accuracy just by smelling their breath.

Originally posted by Soljer
I was the first trendwhore, though. 🙂

True.
I'll have to find an award.
hmm

Abraham Lincoln was watching the play ‘Our American Cousin’ when he was assassinated. The last words he heard were ‘you sock-dologizing old mantrap!’ John Wilkes Booth used the ensuing laughter to mask the sound of his gunshot.

You know, I wonder if anyone reading all these is just going "Whoa! Cool! I didn't know that!" and believing it out right. Thus far, all the facts I've posted have been verified and true, but I'm curious; could I just start posting stuff like 'Certain breeds of chihuahua are strangely attracted to fire,' and have people walk off believing that for the rest of their lives?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
[B]ARE NOT MY FACTS ARE FROM A DIFFERENT SOURCE 😛 [/B]

Nice Edit. 😐

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
[B]Nice Edit. 😐 [/B]

I noticed that, too.

PLEASE GO AWAAAAAAAY

Probably. I'm suprized anyone but me bother to verify their stuff

Guys, if World War Three breaks out, don't sweat it. We're cool:

The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
[B]Nice Edit. 😐 [/B]

HUH?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
[B]True.
I'll have to find an award.
hmm [/B]
Gigli won six Razzies.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
[B]Gigli won six Razzies. [/B]

You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

[B]Mark Twain accurately predicted that his death would coincide with the return of Haley’s comet. [/B]