This one time at band camp...

Started by Alpha Centauri13 pages

I don't need two other males to handle a woman, I'm just shocked that she knows of the...I mean, nothing that she could possibly know, since nothing has ever happened ever.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
Don't even tell me you need to eat to get your strength up again. mhm

Well its not my strength I need to get up again laughcry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Mist...what's going on?

How does she kno...wait...I mean obviously everything ever said about me, ever, is a lie.

Except excellent stuff.

-AC

I have no idea, I blame Roland lookaround

Originally posted by Naz
This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth. 31

I'll forgive you for that nasty story because I'd totally **** young Hannibal all night long. 31

Originally posted by Mišt
Well its not my strength I need to get up again laughcry

Take those pills you were given. laughcry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Mist...what's going on?

How does she kno...wait...I mean obviously everything ever said about me, ever, is a lie.

Except excellent stuff.

-AC

I watched from the bushes.ninja2

Originally posted by Röland
No honey that was when you were in the middle of the 3 man circle we made. haermm

Nope I never have under 5 people in an orgy.haermm

I've come to the conclusion, after some calculations and scientific experiements, that Irene is horny.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'll forgive you for that nasty story because I'd totally **** young Hannibal all night long. 31

Careful, he bites. 31

Originally posted by Naz
This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth. 31

So sex with Mist?13

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I've come to the conclusion, after some calculations and scientific experiements, that Irene is horny.

-AC

Like some type of horned animal. weep

Originally posted by Naz
This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth. 31

crylaughcrylaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nope I never have under 5 people in an orgy.haermm

It wasn't an orgy, it was a circle jerk, God women get your sex terminology correct. haermm

this one time at band camp, i wasnt raped by silver tears.... 🙁

Originally posted by Naz
Careful, he bites. 31

I'll find other things for him to do with his mouth. 31

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I watched from the bushes.ninja2

Hmm, I see.

So, you like using bushes to your advantage then? Would you say it's better if the bush is full and well grown? Or is it easier to work with if it's trimmed?

Just trying to get an angle on this.

-AC

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So sex with Mist?13

Don't remind me. 😘

Originally posted by Mišt
I have no idea, I blame Roland lookaround

OMG I get blamed for all kinds of shi.... no wait I did that. Sorry. lookaround

Originally posted by silver_tears
Take those pills you were given. laughcry

Last time I took pills I woke up naked outside your house laughcry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I've come to the conclusion, after some calculations and scientific experiements, that Irene is horny.

-AC

What kind of experiments hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So sex with Mist?13

Now? Ok 31

Massive idiot, Roland. Massive idiot.

-AC

Originally posted by Mišt
Last time I took pills I woke up naked outside your house laughcry

That was for your own good, my boyfriend gets jealous. laughcry

Originally posted by Mišt
What kind of experiments hmm31

I can't say, I'm not that kind of man. Unlike some...

-AC