Doomsday vs The Punisher

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Doomsday vs The Punisher

Strictly H2H, that means Punisher gets no weapons

Superman killing Doomsday?

Superman wins it!
'cos he's Super ... and not a man!
well, not a woman either really...

umm... a walking morality tale ... or a cautionary tale .. 😕

Oh, for godsake.

Yes

Because that would be the definiton of Spite thread

Punisher is cannon fodder

SpunkySmurph, you get the honor to be the first to spam this thread

doesn't Doomsday evolve past previous weaknesses?
if so, and iiiiiiif, that's his only means of development then I say Punisher takes the majority.

here's what I envisage:
1st fight - Punisher hits him with a big pointy stick. I'm sure the Kryptonians never used one on DD, thus I would assume that he's not immune to injury/death related to repetitive beatings over the head. it's a tricky method, but Frank's got the mobility...
2nd fight - Frank gets a large brick and repeats 1
3rd fight - same again but with an iron rod
4th fight - this time a bronze spitoon (requires extra effort)
5th fight - brand new tactic, release the ebola virus on DD
6th fight - be optimistic, cough at DD
7th fight - go wild, pee on him! 😄

there... I'll take my leave of this forums 😕

Originally posted by janus77
doesn't Doomsday evolve past previous weaknesses?
if so, and iiiiiiif, that's his only means of development then I say Punisher takes the majority.

here's what I envisage:
1st fight - Punisher hits him with a big pointy stick. I'm sure the Kryptonians never used one on DD, thus I would assume that he's not immune to injury/death related to repetitive beatings over the head. it's a tricky method, but Frank's got the mobility...
2nd fight - Frank gets a large brick and repeats 1
3rd fight - same again but with an iron rod
4th fight - this time a bronze spitoon (requires extra effort)
5th fight - brand new tactic, release the ebola virus on DD
6th fight - be optimistic, cough at DD
7th fight - go wild, pee on him! 😄

there... I'll take my leave of this forums 😕

I said strictly h2h and no weapons...that means no big pointy stick, bricks, iron rods or bronze spitoon...coughing is allowed, but no peeing.

you prob thought this was funny. you were wrong. have a good day.

Runner wins.

what you got against peeing?
Franks pants are likely to be somewhat wet anyway 😕

oh and sticks and brings and stuff... that's just out there in the environment.

if you want, I'll take out a few and substitute sneezing, farting and throwing handfuls of faecal matter at DD ... I think these are legitimate battle tactics.

Are you serious?Punisher against Doomsday?.Hand to Hand?. 😑

Maybe if Doomsday had no powers whatsoever.

Originally posted by masterbruce
you prob thought this was funny. you were wrong. have a good day.
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Runner wins.
these posts win actually

Originally posted by my2cents
SpunkySmurph, you get the honor to be the first to spam this thread

I think its ok, seeing as the thread itself is the definition of spam

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Maybe if Doomsday had no powers whatsoever.

Erm . . . even then Doomsday is way bigger and heavier.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Erm . . . even then Doomsday is way bigger and heavier.

Well, Frank did beat the Russian. I guess if there was a fat guy around to smother DD?

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Well, Frank did beat the Russian. I guess if there was a fat guy around to smother DD?

TheBlob (PreHoM) vs Doomsday?