Crazy Theory Thread

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Crazy Theory Thread

In this thread you can make up wacky theories about what will probably never happen. It will be a way to..remind yourself that even if someone says that it's going to happen, and rumors support it.. it probably and most likely isn't true 🙂

Here's my theory:

Jack and Liz DO have a child. But Jack and Will and everyone else you can think of dies. Liz is left alone (except for her little Jack baby) and it ends with her standing on the beach like in those pictures.

Ted or terry said it had a "kick a$$" ending so, that supports this. Because, everyone gets their a$$e$ kicked 😎

Your turn. 😛

Well, you just kicked mine too with that theory.

😆 haha

yep...that's pretty kick ass. I don't think there is a kick-ass ending...I think it's just all talk to make us all go crazy and rush out to see the movie so they can make the Big Bucks...oh MGee I am so negative today.....

Just putting up some silly stuff that I know will not happen:

- The crew becomes fully aware that Elizabeth was the cause of Sparrows death. During a gun battle with a British corsair They exploit the opportunity to shoot Elizabeth in the chest and toss her over the sea. Will is unaware of the real reason why she is shot and is convinced by the crew that one of the British soldiers on board the corsair got her.

-After Jack Sparrow returns from the dead, and halfway across the atlantic Will attempts to send Jack back to the dead because of that thing with Elizabeth. Will fails and is tossed into the sea. He survives and swims to the nearest island. The same island where the cursed Mayan treasure lies. Will takes it and intentionally jumps into the sea, purposely waiting for Davey Jones to recapture him.

- Davey Jones recaptures him. Beats him up and attempts to kill him but to no avail. This Davey sends him away to do menial task of all kind. Will, still in his vengeful state, seeks to destroy Jack and kill him. To do this he needs a crew. He offers the legend of the mayan treasure, sowing the seeds of mutiny, telling them of a treasure that will give them immortality over a mere 100 years of extra life. Many crew men agree, and Will defeats Davey Jones. They all sail back to take the treasure and claim their immortality. We now have immortal fishmen.

-However, Beckett who now controls the heart of Jones, attempts to summon Davey Jones but finds instead, William turner called to his needs. William, uncaring for the heart, shoots the heart and kills Jones. For a moment all the fishmen are turned back to normal. But William decides to kill Beckett, during a fight with Norrington, Will tells him that Elizabeth is dead and too his shock, pledges loyalty to Will, only to get back at Jack Sparrow. After this fight, Will decides for himself to remove his heart from his chest and lock it away from the world, like Jones did(now dead).

I want to write more, but i'll do that later. If you want me to continue let me know.

Crackpot theory: Bootstrap and Liz are the same person!

1. Do you ever see them in the same room together?

2. They're the only people in the series who see Will as more than just a spirited kid or "leverage."

3. They both have more interaction with the Aztec gold medallion than Will, whom it was originally given to.

4. As Bootstrap gets uglier, Liz gets hotter. I think this is obvious over-compensation.

5. Bootstrap really seemed into Jack when he told him about Davy Jones and all that. Plus, he got the hint when Jack said, "If it were a dream there'd be rum." So he dashed back, changed back into Liz, and followed him back to Tortuga where she could seduce him with her compass ways.

6. Notice Liz isn't shocked when Will says he was reunited with his father. Most people attribute this to the fact she is more hurt by Jack's lie, but what would be a much simpler explanation? SHE ALREADY KNEW BECAUSE SHE AND BOOTSTRAP ARE ONE IN THE SAME!

7. The kracken deliberately tries to kill Liz. There are much bigger, meatier people on the Pearl at the time than itty bitty Liz. Why would it single her out? Because she was Bootstrap and warned Jack the kracken was on its way.

There. 7 reasons why this is pure fact.

LMAO!!!

i luved the theories.....if i didnt really suck at these i'd have a go, but alas, i do...so keep goin everybody🙂

same here savvychick! 😆

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Crackpot theory: Bootstrap and Liz are the same person!

1. Do you ever see them in the same room together?

2. They're the only people in the series who see Will as more than just a spirited kid or "leverage."

3. They both have more interaction with the Aztec gold medallion than Will, whom it was originally given to.

4. As Bootstrap gets uglier, Liz gets hotter. I think this is obvious over-compensation.

5. Bootstrap really seemed into Jack when he told him about Davy Jones and all that. Plus, he got the hint when Jack said, "If it were a dream there'd be rum." So he dashed back, changed back into Liz, and followed him back to Tortuga where she could seduce him with her compass ways.

6. Notice Liz isn't shocked when Will says he was reunited with his father. Most people attribute this to the fact she is more hurt by Jack's lie, but what would be a much simpler explanation? SHE ALREADY KNEW BECAUSE SHE AND BOOTSTRAP ARE ONE IN THE SAME!

7. The kracken deliberately tries to kill Liz. There are much bigger, meatier people on the Pearl at the time than itty bitty Liz. Why would it single her out? Because she was Bootstrap and warned Jack the kracken was on its way.

There. 7 reasons why this is pure fact.

lol of course. I never thought of that.

lmao that means liz is engaged to her kid.