Ken Masters vs Kyo Kusanagi

*The bombs didn't go off and some how Remulous becomes C.E.O. of all of Capcom.*

*Ends up buying the rights to SNK and later other Game companies, starting a monopoly.*

*Ends up running it all into the ground.*

^^
too bad remulus doesn't know how to fly a plain and winds up crashing the plain into Capcom of USA instead.
Like Bison, however, remulus's spirit takes over a girl (which is pretty sick by the way) and rebuilds Capcom.

however, Sado takes over SNK from Remulus fter repeated threats to Remulus about changing the story of SF (so that Ryu gets laid). Remulus gives in and Sado takes owner ship of SNK Playmore (now SNK Play-even-more-and-ruin-your-life-and-your-eyesight).

as bonus everytime you buy a game you get free Kyo gloves, free terry hat and jacket, free Iori ring, free throw-off-highplaces-and-it'll-keep-coming-back Geese doll, and a complete free Mai clone/Iori clone/Ash clone (depending on each customoer's preference).

*ruins Capcom beyond belief so they simply hand it over to CEO Sado-sama. Capcom of Sado is born where the hero ACTUALLY wins and gets laid and no retcons for the next 15 years quota*

then Sado gets another great plan and every makes SF4.
everytime you buy the game you get free Ryu karate gi (complete with ripped sleeves and cheap quality), akuma beads, Rose shawl that has a life of its own, a work out manaul that helps you pick up boulders, and glow in the dark "akuma sign" shirt....glows everytime you come up and beat up some random guy who never said anything to you.
no sex toys for SF characters since they are all eunuchs.

~The Greatest CEO of the world Sado-sama

Should I drom the DSZ Bomb again....? I swear, I will be ruler of all, because if I don't... *Eatsalot of chilli and drinks gassy drinks*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
here comes the real "ayres rock splitter" and "meteor smasher"!

*RUNS FOR HIS LIFE*

~The Invincible Sado-sama

*Holds breath, trying to hold it in longer, face goes red with the pressure*

....okay this is sick but....where does the "ten" sign glow in your case?
😘

~The Curious Sado-sama

You don't wanna know....

Remember, curiosity killed the Sado 😂

~The Mysterious Darkstorm

Every one! GET DOWN!!!

firefirefireph

Originally posted by Sado22
^^
too bad remulus doesn't know how to fly a plain and winds up crashing the plain into Capcom of USA instead.
Like Bison, however, remulus's spirit takes over a girl (which is pretty sick by the way) and rebuilds Capcom.

Originally posted by Sado22
however, Sado takes over SNK from Remulus fter repeated threats to Remulus about changing the story of SF (so that Ryu gets laid). Remulus gives in and Sado takes owner ship of SNK Playmore (now SNK Play-even-more-and-ruin-your-life-and-your-eyesight).

Originally posted by Sado22
as bonus everytime you buy a game you get free Kyo gloves, free terry hat and jacket, free Iori ring, free throw-off-highplaces-and-it'll-keep-coming-back Geese doll, and a complete free Mai clone/Iori clone/Ash clone (depending on each customoer's preference).

Originally posted by Sado22
*ruins Capcom beyond belief so they simply hand it over to CEO Sado-sama. Capcom of Sado is born where the hero ACTUALLY wins and gets laid and no retcons for the next 15 years quota*

Originally posted by Sado22
then Sado gets another great plan and every makes SF4.
everytime you buy the game you get free Ryu karate gi (complete with ripped sleeves and cheap quality), akuma beads, Rose shawl that has a life of its own, a work out manaul that helps you pick up boulders, and glow in the dark "akuma sign" shirt....glows everytime you come up and beat up some random guy who never said anything to you.
no sex toys for SF characters since they are all eunuchs.

~The Greatest CEO of the world Sado-sama

That was gold.

Im taking Kyo`s chances here. Hes just all around better. Altho Ken will make it a good figth.

Ken wins