Okay time to enlighten:
ORIGINS OF ORGASMISM
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Orgy Origins
Chapter I
Verse xxx
Long ago, about 6900 years ago, a man named Orgasmus founded the religion of Orgasmism. HE is said to be the First Prophet.
It is uncertain whether or not he was of Greek, Persian, or Mesopotamian descent. The fact, however, is that he discovered the Truth that Orgasm is God long ago, long before the First Pantheons began.
Orgasmus traversed the nations, having sexual encounters with every man and woman he happened to meet. His charisma was so powerful, no one could resist his charms. Not the cruelest of tyrants, not the most uptight virgins..no one.
He made it his mission to ensure that the Cosmic Flow of Orgasm would continue harmoniously.
After enticing the Ancient Greeks by engaging in thier man/boy love tradition, after his affairs with Egyptian Pharoahs, after his sexcapades with Queens, whores, and virgins of all cultures, he happened to stumble upon a long lost realm called Virginatopia.
In Virginetopia, the rules were SCRICT. ONLY THE SHAFTMASTER (today would be known as emporer) could have sexual relations with his Virgin Queens (he had 500 virgin queens). All other men had to remain virgins.
He beleived that for him to maintain power, the rest of his kingdom would have to remain pure, while he harnessed all the sexual energy.
Orgasmus saw this as a horrid crime upon humanity, and a violation of the cosmic flow of orgasm. So....Orgasmus broke the Law and slept with ALL THE VIRGINS of VIRGINATOPIA (basically everybody except the Shaftmaster)
The Shaftmaster was outraged, so he ordered the execution of Orgasmus.
HE ordered that Orgasmus die by being raped to death....he summoned the strongest men to butt rape Orgasmus until his insides were destroyed.
IT had seemed that Orgasmus died a horrid death, but in fact, he died with a huge smile on his face droolio
After his death, his previous followers promised to carry on his word and inspire the Truth in all other mythologies. Orgasmism as a result, now exists in Greek Mythology, Persian Mythology, Egpyptian mythology, and all other Arahmaic myth.
Today we struggle, because false religions such as Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have severe restrictions on sex. Our ancient teachings have been oppressed and corrupted because of the FEAR that these 3 religions try to inspire towards us.
But as ORGASMUS PROPHESIZED WE WILL RESURFACE ! ORGASMISM SHALL BE SPREAD !
"Thy seed shall spread in eternal white fluid bliss"
Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Verse 69
Clause xxx 5
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Okay time to [b]enlighten:ORIGINS OF ORGASMISM
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Orgy Origins
Chapter I
Verse xxxLong ago, about 6900 years ago, a man named Orgasmus founded the religion of Orgasmism. HE is said to be the First Prophet.
It is uncertain whether or not he was of Greek, Persian, or Mesopotamian descent. The fact, however, is that he discovered the Truth that Orgasm is God long ago, long before the First Pantheons began.
Orgasmus traversed the nations, having sexual encounters with every man and woman he happened to meet. His charisma was so powerful, no one could resist his charms. Not the cruelest of tyrants, not the most uptight virgins..no one.
He made it his mission to ensure that the Cosmic Flow of Orgasm would continue harmoniously.
After enticing the Ancient Greeks by engaging in thier man/boy love tradition, after his affairs with Egyptian Pharoahs, after his sexcapades with Queens, whores, and virgins of all cultures, he happened to stumble upon a long lost realm called Virginatopia.
In Virginetopia, the rules were SCRICT. ONLY THE SHAFTMASTER (today would be known as emporer) could have sexual relations with his Virgin Queens (he had 500 virgin queens). All other men had to remain virgins.
He beleived that for him to maintain power, the rest of his kingdom would have to remain pure, while he harnessed all the sexual energy.
Orgasmus saw this as a horrid crime upon humanity, and a violation of the cosmic flow of orgasm. So....Orgasmus broke the Law and slept with ALL THE VIRGINS of VIRGINATOPIA (basically everybody except the Shaftmaster)
The Shaftmaster was outraged, so he ordered the execution of Orgasmus.
HE ordered that Orgasmus die by being raped to death....he summoned the strongest men to butt rape Orgasmus until his insides were destroyed.
IT had seemed that Orgasmus died a horrid death, but in fact, he died with a huge smile on his face droolio
After his death, his previous followers promised to carry on his word and inspire the Truth in all other mythologies. Orgasmism as a result, now exists in Greek Mythology, Persian Mythology, Egpyptian mythology, and all other Arahmaic myth.
Today we struggle, because false religions such as Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have severe restrictions on sex. Our ancient teachings have been oppressed and corrupted because of the FEAR that these 3 religions try to inspire towards us.
But as ORGASMUS PROPHESIZED WE WILL RESURFACE ! ORGASMISM SHALL BE SPREAD !
"Thy seed shall spread in eternal white fluid bliss"
Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Verse 69
Clause xxx 5 [/B]
Amen to that Amen.
And now the Church Administration (Lord Urizen and I, Smiter) are The prophecy.
Found a Scroll Here.
From East to West From North To South, In and Out, Side to Side, Over and Under, Up and down, You shall do the works of propagation of life, Everywhere Anytime Do it Anywhere
Letter From A Orgasmus To ShaftMasterHoly Scriptures
Book of Sex Positions Vol 69
First Clause
May The Orgasm Be With You
I know how God of orgasm blessed and smote/smited both men and women. God Blessed Men by every Sexworshiping a man will experience an orgasm 100% of the time However God smote/smited them that men can only have 1. God Blessed women by every Sexworshipping, a woman can experience multiple Orgasm and more intense compared to man. However God Smote/smited women that Not every worship will achieve it. Blame Eve for tasting "Adam's Apple'' Aka Adams Left nut.
doingit
May The Orgasm Be With You
Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary. Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.
May The Orgasm Be With You
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Clause 69
Verse xxx 3-7
"The Almighty senteth thy shaft through the Virgin
Delivering unto her womb the Holy Spirit
When she was ripe
the best age to bear fruit"
God can have sex, for God is Orgasm
Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Testiment of Orgy Kalima
Clause 69
Verse xxx 30-32
"I sayeth unto thee, Orgasm thy force by which all creation penetrates, is thy center of all might, of all hope, of all Faith
Thy sheer primal force of creation, the primal rage and fire by which thy universe spawned, made manifest through the flesh and beyond"
There is nothing to fear. Absolutely Nothing. For God is Orgasm, and Orgasm is pure bliss.....it is foolish to fear such a powerful goodness.
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Testiment of Orgy Kalima
Prediction of the End Times
Clause 69
Verse xxx 70-71
"Thy end of thy dirtiest realm, Gaia, shall be a blissful treat
All mankind will meet thier passings through celebration of white fluid bliss"
Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Testament of Orgy Kalima
Clause 79
Verses xxx 51-53
"Thy sun and the moon mate to create thy blue sky
For even thy celestial bodies submit to the power of Orgasm
which is ultamate truth and bliss"