Originally posted by Barker
I can think of a few immature puns that go with that; one of them is that you masturbate and when you do, ...etc.

Clever.

You're a good escapist, Barker. But, using escapism is a form of controlling a loss.

Join the dark side, Barker. The power is undeniable and Jedi have n00b powers like Heal and push.