The Sailorleo Norrie-poo Wedding!

K...everyone gets to take turns writing it if they wish! this'll be fun....if you wanna know who's paired up with who, ask Tia or visit our planning thread....

Sailor: *paces the chapel waiting for T.Maria to show up* I can't believe my freakin' maid of honor is late! I'm gonna kill her! *She paces and bounces up and down, she is really impatient to get this thing started, she had barely gotten everything ready in time....She had to cancel the laser show for crying out loud!* The laser show!! *she sobs more and falls to her knees mourning for the flyod that'll never be....

Me: I'm here!

(lol)

(May i be paired up with Jared Leto? 😍 )

only if you continue with the story (it's gonna work just like the POTC bloopers that were done not so long ago)

okay!

*shows up in a the Beautiful Fushia Bridesmaid Dress*

Johnny: (looks at me) Wow! You are truely a vision love! You Look Beautiful (offers arm to me) Shall I escort you my Love?

PirateDiva: (takes his arm) Of Course My Darling!

Johnny and I are present! 😄

PirateDiva: (enters the dressing room at the chapel and gasps at seeing Sailor on the floor crying) Omg Sailor! Whats Wrong Love? (kneels down to console her) You are about to get married to the man of your dreams! You should be Happy! Is there anything i can do to make you feel better?

*Arrives resplendent in a Royal Blue dress w/gold and royal striped underskirt and underbodice being escorted by Hector Barbosa and my faithful Doggie*

Barbosa: Missy, you are making me breathless, you don't have a knive
hidden in the folds of that striking dress do you?

Calypso: H B, all this flattery will get you everywhere, but no I don't have a knive on me tonight, just Doggie and his teeth.

Doggie: Who put this fool lace cape collar on me. I feel like a prissy dog. I wonder if Johnny brought Tim.

Calypso, Barbosa and Doggie are here to witness the wonderful joining of two beautiful people in matrimony.

Calypso, H B and Doggie proceed up the aisle to the altar and H B says,
"Oh my goodness, I hear crying. Is that Sailor or Jack?"

"Don't be silly love, that's a woman's tears. You wait right here and I will see what is going on with Sailor."

Calypso and Doggie walk into the changing room and Doggie runs to Sailor and gives her a big wet kiss. Doggie then wipes the tears away with his tongue.

"Phew, it's my wedding day, and valentine's day and I hope wet dog kisses are not all I get today, said Sailor. Thanks Doggie for the kindness of a faithful friend."

Sailor: I can't believe T.Maria isn't here yet! Have you seen her anywhere?

PirateDiva: The last time i saw her, she was stressing out about some bloody fanfic she was writing...I've not heard from her in a while; I think she's probably overdosed on helium...

Sailor: God bless the mad old cow...

PirateDiva: ...best now wallow in our grief...

**The door to the chapel opens, and T.MARIA steps through them...her dress is ripped in several different places, and she is covered in mud**

T.Maria: Sorry I'm late guys...but you try breathing in helium for two days straight and still be able to tell where you are!

Sailor: What the hell happened to your dress?!

T.Maria: Oh, I've just passed my driving test...

PirateDiva: Ooooh!!!!
**rushes excitedly over to the window to find T.Maria's car**
Where is it?! Where's your car?

T.Maria: That's the reason for my latest fashoin style...

Sailor: Don't tell me you crashed?

T.Maria: oh, I didn't just crash...I basically bunny-hopped into the bloody farm yard you've got outside!

PirateDiva: Farm yard? You're having farm yard animals at the wedding?

Sailor: I most certainly am not!

**Sailor goes to check out of the window, her temper flaring**

Sailor: What the hell is with all the sheep!?!?!

**The three girls look at eachother***

Sailor: I'M GOING TO KILL BWA!!!!

Pirate Diva: They've brought the ENTIRE family!

Calypso: Oh good I was hoping they weren't all spawns from Bwa *she laughs

Sailorleo: Damnit! This is my wedding, unless they're lunch, I don't want them here! *She reaches in a cupboard in her dressing room and pulls out a flame thrower. T.Maria is quick to stop here*

T.Maria: I wouldn't want to be doing that love

Sailor: *shrieks* WHY NOT!?!

T.Maria: It'll ruin your dress *she nodded* 'sides, I've a better way. *she pops her head out of the window* RUN! Save your selves, Chanel is coming! Wool is in! Run! * the sheep all stare at each other and run off all in opposite directions, all except Bwa, who's been watching William Sled on youtube and knows better*

PirateDiva: Wow Sailor! ur wedding is a strand of hair away from turning into a circus!

Sailor: Oh Shut Up! You think i dont know that! (she shrieked hysterically)

T.Maria: *pulls head back inside the room* Well that almost worked! It got them running! (she shurgged unsurely)

Sailor: Yes....running a mock! (she screamed, she raised the flame thrower up again) Now move aside! I'm about to add Lambchops to our Dinner Menu!!!

PirateDiva: Ummmm Hello...Sailor? There are other more important things going on! Your Wedding Starts in 10 minutes...and i dont want to be the Barer of Bad News....BUT....I heard James hasn't even arrived!

(IheartPocky arrives in a ... errr.. black dress 😄 with Jared Leto on her arm of course!)

Pocky: Okay... No one is here.. 0_0

And so she bgins to search the place for food!

PirateDiva: Might want to hold off on that Love! I heard FRESH LAMBCHOPS are on the way!!! 😄

*enters the room in a chiffon-ish creamy dress with wool stuck all over it and Ichy in tow*

-"Just got run over by a pack of sheep! What's going on? And why is Ichy alone where is Bwa?"

Meanwhile...the guys were late getting there, but they're there now and are getting ready. We meet Todd, James' Norrington's dad.

Todd: How do you think your bride to be is doing?

Norrie: If I know her, and I do, she's probably about to kill someone with a flamethrower right now. Hope it's Jack Sparrow.

Todd: Sounds like the perfect woman for you.

Norrie: Oh, she is. In fact, I haven't told her yet, but I have a huge surprise for her after the ceremony.

(Willofthewisp swings in through the window on a vine with a dagger in her mouth)

Norrie: Willofthewisp!

Todd: That's a long name.

Me: Quick! We don't have much time.

Norrie: Oh enough. I'm getting married today to my sailor-poo. I don't have time for one of your adventures today.

Me: But it concerns the caterer!

Norrie: Gasp! Dad, you take Willofthewisp here, and swing out on that vine with her to see what's wrong.

Todd: What are you going to do?

Norrie: I'm going to marry the girl of my dreams. (sprays on some Calvin Klein Obsession)

LOL!!!! Love CK's clognes BTW! I can imagine Norri swinging on a vine.

Johnny: (storms into Male dressing room in chapel...see's Norrie struggling to put his pants on) It's about time you showed up to ur own wedding! What kept you?

Norrie: (startled that Johnny stormed into the room he missed the pant hole, lost balence and fell) Ouch! Nice to see you too! (he said sarcastically while lifting himself up) Some pshyco driver with a STUDENT DRIVER sign on the car cut me off and i hit another car! Thats one person i hope doesnt get her license!

Johnny: Well mate let me go tell Sailor ur here cause the girl has gone mad...last i heard she was threatining people with a Flame thrower!

Norrie: (smiled proudly) Thats my Sailor-poo! Isn't she ADORABLE! Gotta love her!

lol What about me? And if you could, please add Impy.....

*Leo had been passed out for five minutes when she had heard the news of Norrie being late* She looked at the clock and squealed when she saw that she had only five minutes left she jumped up and almost ran down the aisle.*

Calypso exits the the dressing room on the run only to find H B at the punch bowl with Giselle, Scarlett, Regetti and Pentel.

H B feels her more than sees her come up behind him and extends his hand to her behind his back.

Calypso: (puts her arm around HB and whispers) Sailor has "gone mad with the heat" of that flame thrower she has in the dressing room. I fear for all of us Luv. What shall we do?

H B: She probably doesn't know that Norri-poo (in a sarcastic voice) is here. Why don't you run along and tell her and deminish her fears Sweetness?

Calypso turns to go to the dressing room, but hears the following:

Scarlett: I believe we are about to have lambchops barbequed with their pants on. Eweeeeeeee that stinks.

H B: I love lambchops and "frankly Scarlett I don't give a damn".

Regetti: I love lambchops too.

Pentel: Hush, the Captain is talkinnnnnnnnnnnnng. When will you learn not to interrupt you bloomin' cockroach.

Regetti: I was only trying to be ironic.

Pentel rolls his eyes.

Giselle: Are we ever going to get these two married or not?

H B: Have some more rum punch my Dear and we will see.

Regetti: I think I will have some too. (At which point Pentel dumps his cup of punch on Regett's head.

Pentel: Take what you can.

Regetti: Give nothing back.

Mr Gibbs walks up to the group.

Gibbs: It's a fool's errand Calypso is running.

H B: Aye, but I think Sailor has leverage over Norrington to make this wedding happen.

Gibbs: One can only hope.

Everyone turns to see Sailor running down the aisle with Doggy running out the door of the Chapel to round up the sheep.

Gibbs: Not good, not good.

Mr Cotton's Parrott: A wedding! A wedding!

Johnny: Drinks all around.

Giselle: (to Regetti and Pentel) Thank you for the beautiful dress you gave me, it is simply stunning. But how did you know my size?
The parasol matchs my dress too. You are both so sweet.

Regetti looks at Pentel and both blush beet red.

Regetti: Oooh!

Pentel: Stop that! She has already made me feel like a fool.

Regetti: But she looks nice, though.