A Kai Lein Update

Originally posted by Bloigen
Dude, she's like 80. herbnone

So, she's still hawt as bro.

Originally posted by Kram3r
So, she's still hawt as bro.

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Hawt as bro.

There's on only an Aussie could come up with. herbeyes

Originally posted by Bloigen
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I hate you. herbnone

Originally posted by Barker
Hawt as bro.

There's on only an Aussie could come up with. herbeyes

...ermm

That's true, I ****ing hate Australians, ****ing meat pie lovers. herbeyes

Seriously, hawt as bro, what the hell is that? herbhaermm2

Originally posted by Barker
Seriously, hawt as bro, what the hell is that? herbhaermm2

Originally posted by Bloigen
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Originally posted by Barker
Seriously, hawt as bro, what the hell is that? herbhaermm2

Ethnic minorities like the Italians, Lebanese & Greeks say shit like that. They dress in Adidas and like to listen to gay 50 cent music. They think they're from the hood. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Ethnic minorities like the Italians, Lebanese & Greeks say shit like that. They dress in Adidas and like to listen to gay 50 cent music. They think they're from the hood. haermm

Is it like a gay version of the crips? herbnone

Originally posted by Kram3r
Ethnic minorities like the Italians, Lebanese & Greeks say shit like that. They dress in Adidas and like to listen to gay 50 cent music. They think they're from the hood. haermm

Originally posted by Bloigen
Is it like a gay version of the crips? herbnone

Well, there was a drive by on a couple lebs like two months ago, so yeah. srug

Originally posted by Barker
Lebanese sounds like Irene. haermm

WTF?! How the hell does it even remotely sound the same! God, what must your voice sound like! haermm

: walks into conversation armed with a tommy gun: say hello to my little friend mother lovers : comits a valentines day massacre

Originally posted by Bloigen
You had all that time and that's all you could think up? For shame.

To be fair though, I spent most of that time doing this 💃

Originally posted by TheMercurial
To be fair though, I spent most of that time doing this 💃

Fair enough.

Originally posted by Bloigen
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Old. Weak. ermm

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Old. Weak. ermm

It was a response to a question. Dumbass. ermmnone

I see what you did there ermm

Originally posted by Barker
Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
Can you spare a cigarette?

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
*puppy eyes*

Barker is sending a sound.
Action: Play "smokeweedeverday"

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
nah

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
Weed is bad

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
oh oh oh!

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
I'm downloading a new online FPS

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
)First person shooter(

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
and it looks so awesome <.>

Barker says:
(MSN ": |"😉

Barker says:
Oops.

Barker says:
😐

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
v.>

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
It's suppose to be the best

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
and yes, it's a free, I'm not allowed to use Azurues or limewire no more v.v

Barker says:
😐

Barker says:
Downloading Malbaro commercials? 😐

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
no, and it's spelled Marlboro >.>

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
I'm downloading a game called 'Soldier Front'

Barker says:
You would know. crylaugh

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
my dad smoked marlboro

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
and my mom smokes marlboro lights 100's

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
*ultra lights

Barker says:
😐

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
and my mom'

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
mom's ex smokes those tiny marlboro cigs
[b]
Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
My whole family smokes marlboro

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
except my grandma and pappaw, they smoke Turkey Gold's

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
*Tourney

Seiku -Support the Anti-Valentine's Day Cult says:
whatever

Barker says:
😐

😐 131 [/B]

Whats also funny is that Soldier Front is an extremely gay game. The Sniper Rifle is a one-shot kill no matter where it hits you.

😐

So Kai doesn't go to school anymore, and he told me he's Bi.

This has been a Michael Barker report, from St. George, Utah. Good night.

Why isn't Kai Lein not anally impaling himself like he promised his Grandma had been doing for years?!