Battle Of The Prep Masters

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Battle Of The Prep Masters

All combatans are stripped and cavity searched to remove any devices they might be able to use to cheat.

All combatans are then given blue jump suit (censors and all)

All combatans are placed for one (1) day in a junkyard placed on a 5 Dimensional Möbius Strip (ie no escape even if they try to jump though time or fly away).

The junkyard extends for 2 miles before the Möbius Strip wrap around bring them to the other side.

Within the junkyard their are 2 complete but nonFunctional sedans, 1 complete but nonFunctional school bus, 1 front half of a Boeing 747. There is also piles of scrap metal thoughout the junkyards.

All the junkyards are identical.

At the end of the day what person will have constructed the best tech? (you choose the combatants becuase I'd screw it up [no using superpowers that do anything but improve the contestant's mind or body is allowed])

Priest Senior Member

Forge

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King
Originally posted by Priest
Forge

Good call . . .

Priest Senior Member

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Good call . . .

yep, he may not be the best prep person in comics, but he can build devices the best. The whole junkyard enviornment would deffinalty work out to his favor.

guy222 With my gal
Originally posted by Priest
yep, he may not be the best prep person in comics, but he can build devices the best. The whole junkyard enviornment would deffinalty work out to his favor.

I agree. Forge helped Roma stop Adversary

TricksterPriest Renegade Timelord

Batman, Prometheus, Dr. Doom, and Lex Luthor.

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Batman, Prometheus, Dr. Doom, and Lex Luthor.

I don't think Luthor would do nearly as well as the others in a junkyard.

King Kandy Senior Member

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I don't think Luthor would do nearly as well as the others in a junkyard.

Really? He made a time-machine out of a lightbolb and orange juice cans...

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Originally posted by King Kandy
Really? He made a time-machine out of a lightbolb and orange juice cans...

😑

King Kandy Senior Member

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
😑

... Well?

King Kandy Senior Member
Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

*recovers his composure*

Wow . . . are you sure you're not screwing with me?

King Kandy Senior Member

Just posted the scan...

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"The flashlight beam, oscillated by the Tungsten-citric concentrate and passing through the coil springs, should produce a torque in the space time continum."

😐

hysterical

OK so he's smart. I'm still going to go with Forge.

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*recovers his composure*

Wow . . . are you sure you're not screwing with me?

That is actually a comic, and that's exactly why Pre Crisis Superman had to be so tough. His enemies were rediculous, so naturally he had to adapt, pull solar systems, blow out stars, time travel, etc.

King Kandy Senior Member

He also made a machine that would give anyone superpowers out of an old radio.

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King
Originally posted by King Kandy
He also made a machine that would give anyone superpowers out of an old radio.

rip

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by King Kandy

I see the scan, I read the dialogue but I still think that's the biggest pile of shit ever.
eek2 🤪 eer 😑 🤨 shocking

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King
Originally posted by Badabing
I see the scan, I read the dialogue but I still think that's the biggest pile of shit ever.
eek2 🤪 eer 😑 🤨 shocking

Yeah.

Even for comic physics thats pretty bad writing.

Big Sexy Super Fighting Robot

Originally posted by Badabing
I see the scan, I read the dialogue but I still think that's the biggest pile of shit ever.
eek2 🤪 eer 😑 🤨 shocking
agreed to the tenth power.