You should train them up Ush. Start with having them fetch rubber blocks from the bottom of the pool and doing full lengths and after several months training you could have them swimming in thier pyjama's, treading water and making handy floats from said jim-jams.
Mmmmmmm, on second thoughts don't, they don't allow "bombing" or "heavy petting" at most swimming pools, let alone what I'm suggesting. 😱
I wouldn't say we're that bad Finti. Did you watch the B'ham/Villa game?
We were crap the 1st half but in the second half we were always on the attack and it looked like a goal was coming any minute, then that freak own goal happened and it looked like we just give up. A goal like that can really change the pace of a game in seconds. I know loads of blues fans who admitted that up till that OG, the result was destined to be a 1-1 draw.