Apoc!!!!

Started by Martian_mind6 pages

Karate Kid
Doop
Squirrel Girl
Austin Powers

Originally posted by swerve1988
sorry, Hal got his ring snatched already
For this thread?

Fine... I'll go down the line... John... 😐

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
That sounds like a terrible analogy for an orgasm. ermmnone

Meaning that Beta is incapable of climax, and Thor can reach the O without genitalia?

Originally posted by Soljer
Meaning that Beta is incapable of climax, and Thor can reach the O without genitalia?

hysterical

Originally posted by Soljer
Meaning that Beta is incapable of climax, and Thor can reach the O without genitalia?

Sortof. vin

More like, if Thor is the girl, Beta is the guy, and the hammer is the... 😖hifty:

Reminds me of that scene from "When Harry Met Sally"

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Sortof. vin

More like, if Thor is the girl, Beta is the guy, and the hammer is the... 😖hifty:

Reminds me of that scene from "When Harry Met Sally"

hysterical That is soooooo wrong. But funny. 😆 I may get some flak for this, but I think Apoc could beat KK. 😉 I'm now about to run for the hills to avoid the legion of people who now want to beat my ass. 😛

Austin Powers, Doop, and Squirrel Girl however, all completely and utterly PWN Apocalypse. 😆

Austin: "Do I make you horny baby?" Apoc: "You are as nothing to the glory of Apocalypse!" Austin: "Do I make you randy?" Apoc: *explodes from pent up sexual frustration* Seriously, that dude needs to get laid. 😆

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
hysterical That is soooooo wrong. But funny. 😆 I may get some flak for this, but I think Apoc could beat KK. 😉 I'm now about to run for the hills to avoid the legion of people who now want to beat my ass. 😛

Austin Powers, Doop, and Squirrel Girl however, all completely and utterly PWN Apocalypse. 😆

Austin: "Do I make you horny baby?" Apoc: "You are as nothing to the glory of Apocalypse!" Austin: "Do I make you randy?" Apoc: *explodes from pent up sexual frustration* Seriously, that dude needs to get laid. 😆

KK just uses his "anti-Apoc Jutsu" and beats his ass.

Austin:"Alright baby lets get this on,i promise i won't bite.....hard"

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
hysterical That is soooooo wrong. But funny. 😆 I may get some flak for this, but I think Apoc could beat KK. 😉 I'm now about to run for the hills to avoid the legion of people who now want to beat my ass. 😛

Austin Powers, Doop, and Squirrel Girl however, all completely and utterly PWN Apocalypse. 😆

Austin: "Do I make you horny baby?" Apoc: "You are as nothing to the glory of Apocalypse!" Austin: "Do I make you randy?" Apoc: *explodes from pent up sexual frustration* Seriously, that dude needs to get laid. 😆

😆 😆 😆 🤣

Originally posted by Soljer
Uhhh, Hammers? Godblast?

Do you know how Thor does that? It isn't a mystical enchantment on Mjolnir...he channels his OWN GODLY energies THROUGH Mjolnir. Hence why we haven't seen Beta do one, and why Thor can godblast without Mjolnir.

what part of"body/soul snatch" didn't you get...its not your fault...you are part of the legion..anyways..remember when good ole cyclops got his essence sucked out of him....then APOC could do the optic blast.....duhhhhhhh....thor,brb,20 GL's would be nothing but useless huskes lying around

Oh shut the **** up. 😛 You're getting on my nerves dude. You're lucky I'm slightly drunk, or I'd beat your ass. 😆 And that's nothing to what Apocalypse would do to you. 😄 You'd be screwed worse than Moses Magnum.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Oh shut the **** up. 😛 You're getting on my nerves dude. You're lucky I'm slightly drunk, or I'd beat your ass. 😆 And that's nothing to what Apocalypse would do to you. 😄 You'd be screwed worse than Moses Magnum.
Shut up, suspect fan...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Karate Kid
Doop
Squirrel Girl
Austin Powers

NOW THATS JUST DISRESPECTFUL 😠 😠

Originally posted by bigbran
Shut up, suspect fan...

I sincerely hope you're not serious....... 🙄

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I sincerely hope you're not serious....... 🙄
Originally posted by bigbran
Shut up, suspect fan...

Didn't Ion restore the power to the GL rings??? If thats the case he should easily be able to take it away, and well neither stormbreaker or mjonlir is capable of taking out Ion even with Apoc's base powerset...

Jonn owns Apoc.....yes even in these circumstances....

😖hifty:

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Oh come on. I've done that schtick in several other posts involving Apoc. It's a running gag. And you have to admit I write good dialogue. 😛

I like your admiration for Apoc

Originally posted by StarsNeverFall7
Didn't Ion restore the power to the GL rings??? If thats the case he should easily be able to take it away, and well neither stormbreaker or mjonlir is capable of taking out Ion even with Apoc's base powerset...

It doesn't matter. Ion could simply over power twenty rings and the hammers.

two hammers + 20 rings+ belt= the sickest godblast known to man

your clearly not thinking of the capabilties...especially with APOC