Deadpool vs. Midnighter

I was thinking about this and figured it would be a semi interesting fight. Both have a pretty good baseset of a low superhuman level and both are expert killers. I also figured that with DP's insane randomness, it would be a bit difficult for MN's "million battle scenarios in a second"

Midnigher is fighitng for the life of Apollo and DP is fighting for some cheesy puffs and a date with BOTH of the Olsen twins...

So at dusk along the rooftops of an abandoned NYC, who takes a win here?

Deadpool and last cheesy puff FTW!

Midnighter:I've run every possible scenario a thousand times in my head,you were beat before you came"

Deadpool:"hey! I know you,you were in that movie,Brokeback fountain or something,good movie,not a patch on 'off to grandma's house we go' tough.......chimichanga"

Midnighter".......I might have to reevaluate"

Deadpool because Midnighter's 1 million scenarios would still not account for the fact that his stupid ass doesn't realize he's in a comic.

All jokes aside??

Midnighter bats artillery shells away (well, tank shells, close enough), and rips peoples spinal cords out. He takes this one.

Deadpool seduces him.....man,a threesome between Deadpool,Apollo and Midnighter?

Deadpool😮h ye.....

actually,lets NOT go there.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Deadpool seduces him.....man,a threesome between Deadpool,Apollo and Midnighter?

Deadpool😮h ye.....

actually,lets NOT go there.

😆 I'm having trouble calling this one. I don't know enough about Midnighter, and my natural instinct is to favor DP, especially against anyone who tries to predict the outcomes of fights. Example: Taskmaster, and various others. I think Midnighter will be thrown off his game with Pool. For one thing, it's hard to fight his suicidal style of fighting. 2nd, the healing factor. It's too hard to kill DP with normal methods, it just doesn't work. Not to mention DP is strong enough to move 2 tons at peak effort.

Yea MN'er just recently punched through a Nazi's skull cracking a cement wall behind him. So im sure he has got the strength to go toe to toe with him..

Just trying to see some more opinions...like I said, both are in a serious bloodlusted mode...I mean come on now, both the Olsen twins? Id fight like hell...

I'd lose intentionally.The Olsen twins?Bah,give me Dame Edna,atleast she's a real woman.

Lose interntionally and give up the cheesy poofs? What is the world coming to...we cant even fight to the death over cheesy puffs anymore!!

what if Wade bodyslides into the same space as Midnighter, it wouldn't kill Nighty coz he regenerates it would KO him though,

to pull this off Dp would have to take out Midnighter's eyes and ears and sense of smell not forgetting every nerve impulse sensitive to atmospheric pressure dilation

so no Midnighter wins every time.

His healing isn't anything near to being on par to what DP's is, far from even a hope of being close.

authority arc featuring seth everyones favourite hill billy perverted merc with over a thousand super powers [flight intangibility[manhunter] telepathy[xavier] telekinesis[psylocke] weather witch[storm] strength[apocalypse] speed[flash] teleportation[lila cheney] healing [ten times wolverine on his best day] technomorph xray vision super hearing to name a few]

so Seth crushed the authority, subject to toying with them, Midnighter regenerated from a thoroughly insane stomping then put his brain into gear and kicked his ass with a little help from baby Jenny at the end.

From a stomping? Is MN'er capable of breaking every bone in his body and having it heal? Breaking his own limbs to get in and out of traps? Missing half his torso? Regenerating from a puddle?

Point being, MN'er enhanced healing factor is nothing but a joke compared to DP's...

Midnighter trashes Deadpool.

deadpool would win.

Originally posted by Priest
deadpool would win.

deadpool would again use his ability to tap into loeb's jobbing power and defeat MN

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Nope.
Midnighter is superior in strenght ,speed,tactics maybe even in fighting skills it isn't hard to KO Deadpool ,Taskmaster did it with ease.