Ewoks Suck

Ohh...they started a fan club....HOW CUTE 😄

😂

Well, I could use te exercise, I haven't had a rebellion for a while.

*click click*

click?

You are getting nervous aren't you queeq, i can see the sveet dripping down your face, you know your Empire could collapse and you wouldn't have any power left, don't vory, after we destroy your Empire, i will be mercifull, you wont be executed, you will just become my lackey.

Originally posted by queeq
click?

That was the sound of me cocking my deecee.

Originally posted by Alliance
That was the sound of me cocking my deecee.

Why, i don't get it, probably because i am slow.

deecee is the written (as in spelled out) version of the "DC" blaster series, notably the:

DC-15A
DC-15S
DC-15s
DC-15x
DC-17
DC-17m
DC-19

Al were used by the Republic during the Clone Wars and manufactured by BlasTech Industries.

Originally posted by queeq
😂

Well, I could use te exercise, I haven't had a rebellion for a while.

You have not had a rebellion of this magnitude before! It will rise and will destroy you! evillaugh

Originally posted by Alliance
That was the sound of me cocking my deecee.

*pulls out sniper rifle*

Yes, droids never were very artful.

...and on the late side.

*yawn*

Originally posted by General G
You have not had a rebellion of this magnitude before! It will rise and will destroy you! evillaugh

*pulls out sniper rifle*

Sure sure... two Ewok lovers taking me on. And one of you is slow... I am soooooooo afraid.

Besides, I have Alliance: a whole one-man Clone Army.

Originally posted by queeq
Besides, I have Alliance: a whole one-man Clone Army.

😆
🥷

Spoiler:
We need a clone smiley

Originally posted by queeq
*yawn*

Sure sure... two Ewok lovers taking me on. And one of you is slow... I am soooooooo afraid.

Besides, I have Alliance: a whole one-man Clone Army.

Ummmm......no 😐

And I think you and Alliance will be too busy making out to do any real battles. The Clone Army will not be able to stand against the unstoppable slaughterfest that my Separatist army will have and will have no whiny annoying kid to shut it down.

Who is slow?

Count is slow.. he said so himself.

And what are we busy with other than guarding the fort?

Originally posted by queeq
Count is slow.. he said so himself.

Yes, this is true, but my sniper skills will pick up his slack

Originally posted by queeq
And what are we busy with other than guarding the fort?

Originally posted by General G
And I think you and Alliance will be too busy making out to do any real battles.

Yeah... so? A slow boat and an Ewok lover come and besiege the fort. We have to be scared of what exactly?

My awesome sniping abilities 😉

And he will be coming so slowly that you will think he is not a threat, and then you will forget about him, and that is when he strikes

He uses his hammer at the front gate, you sit in a bush with your sniper gun and the rest of KMC is comfortably inside having fun. For some reason I think you chose the wrong side to be on.

They won't be having fun for long. We will find new members

Sure... What will you say: "Come and join the revolution!"

You should read your Marx, there has to be a giant gap between the ruling class and the working class. There isn't. there's just you and Count.