Ewoks Suck

But this is a canon thread, so you died.

He died and nobody cared.

Exactly. PWNED!

The Confederacy cared! Notice how only after the death they lost.

The CIS are droids. Droids don't care. And nobody cares for Neimodians... so... no one cares.

Just because nobody cares for Neimodians, doesn't mean they don't care for others. And there was more than just Neimodians...

Another droid (techno Union), a guy who only cares about money (and Palpy has that too) and roaches. All in all, no one cares.

I think the Ewoks RUINED return of the Jedi, had it not been for the disgusting and family friendly Ewoks, ROTJ would have been my favorite of the original trilogy. I think Lucas wanted to target women and children when he changed the Wookies into Ewoks, what a dumb move, what a waste of potential. Nothing worse than wanting to watch a pivotal light-saber duel that intermittently cuts to Carebears trying to be cute and funny. Glad to see I wasn't the only one who didnt give a shit when an Ewok got blasted.

More Ewoks should have got blasted in the movies, actually all of them.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
I think Lucas wanted to target women and children when he changed the Wookies into Ewoks, what a dumb move, what a waste of potential.

I didn't realise he ever even considered wookies.

Yea, the original concept was Rebels with Wookies.

That would have worked so much better.

Yea, that would be awesome.

Better than ewoks running around like chickens with their heads cut off...

And the Empire would go dawn proud, losing to Wookies is no shame, this way, they seem complete armatures.

But with Chewie in ANH he made the Wookiees familiar with technology so that didn't hold iwth his original idea. So he cut them in half and made them defeat an Empire.

But he could have explained it by saying that not all wookies made the switch and that some still preferred their original ways of life.

Whatever, just no Ewoks. Sea people in the desert would be better, then the Ewoks.

Explaining is boring.

Not when it means no ewoks.