Ewoks Suck

Originally posted by Alliance
Neither are you. Cork it.

Really? More blinding insight.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No. Last time I checked you're not a mod.

But I am... 😈

Indeedy.

Outdeedy.

Aroundthebushdeedy.

Too far.

Ewoks still suck.

They really do.

Yep.

Very un-needed.

They were needed to make Lucas' weak storyline work.

They could have used wookies.

too expensive. I'm glad it was not Wookies. Why would the emipre build DSII around the Wookie homeworld?

I'd build it on a planet of slugs....no potential rebellion.

Slugs? 😂

slugs, seps...whatever...I get them all so confused.

I believe if a bunch of dirty ewoks could beat the Empire's best troops, then the Separatists would own pretty bad.

Nah.

Besides, Ewoks didn't beat the Empire. It was food poisioning.

Sounds like EU. The stormtroopers never ate as far as we knew.

It was implied.

Besides...beating Ewoks is something even the seperatists couldn't do.

By the way...I make a mean popcorn Ewok. So delicious and you can pop the little pieces right in your mouth!