Ewoks Suck

Ewoks obviously don't suck if they managed to defeat the Emperor's best stormtroopers.

Why is that? I thought this plasteel was supposed to be impervous to phyiscial objects, let alone rocks flying at 2 kmph.

*taps chestplate*

Originally posted by Captain REX
Ewoks obviously don't suck if they managed to defeat the Emperor's best stormtroopers.

If those are Emperor's best stormtroopers, i don't know haw the Empire survived so long, if they can be beaten by little cute cuddly teddy bears.

I would say Lucas was bullshitting?

Remeber Ewoks were Wookies...but then Lucas failed and he just didn't bother to change the plot.

"We don't need plot, we have computers" 😖

Originally posted by Count Makashi
If those are Emperor's best stormtroopers, i don't know haw the Empire survived so long, if they can be beaten by little cute cuddly teddy bears.

They are not cute! 😠

Originally posted by Captain REX
Ewoks obviously don't suck if they managed to defeat the Emperor's best stormtroopers.

That was the worst thing that ever hapenned in all of Star Wars...

Originally posted by General G
Well, if all you wanted was something to put on your wall, I got lots of ewok parts, I got heads, burnt heads, half of their heads, burnt body parts, bloody body parts, you name it, I probably got it

Told ya he's a fervent Ewok collector. At last he has revealed his true love.

nuts

What kind of person would collect individual body parts (bloody and whatnot) of something they liked!!!????

Trandoshans collect trophies, espeically Wookie pelts.

Yeah, but they don't like wookies, now do they?

They like thier pelts.

So, you just proved my point...

Originally posted by General G
nuts

What kind of person would collect individual body parts (bloody and whatnot) of something they liked!!!????

Someone who loves Ewoks so much he collects everything he can get his hands on.

Originally posted by General G
[B]They are not cute! 😠

I don't think they are cut, people generally think they are cut and i said it to the comment of Stormtroopers, who suck. I am sorry if i failed you General, the hunt is still on right?

Nope...

To which part?

The hunt part. All Ewok hunting is cancelled by secret order of General Gewok. He hates it when his furry friends get hurt.

Then why is he publicly calling for their extermination?

I'm manipulating him. 😈

EXTERMINATION STARTS NOW!!! 😠

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Then why is he publicly calling for their extermination?

That's his cover.