Rick Jones Vs. You!!!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Rick Jones FTW

But Bing says his tough and Guy is a giant! I'm not so sure, lets hear more from them!!

Give me three hours prep-time and I could take him , dirty fighting ftw !

Originally posted by grey fox
Give me three hours prep-time and I could take him , dirty fighting ftw !

You sound tough as well tell me how you'd do it. What secret fighting arts would you employ Sensei Fox?

Can Jones dodge machine gun fire and an organized missle salvo?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Can Jones dodge machine gun fire and an organized missle salvo?

You only get your standard gear which I hear in your case is a handbag according to other forum members 😖hifty:

Originally posted by The Libertine
You only get your standard gear which I hear in your case is a handbag according to other forum members 😖hifty:

Its a Gucci handbag thank you very much.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Its a Gucci handbag thank you very much.

Originally posted by The Libertine
You sound tough as well tell me how you'd do it. What secret fighting arts would you employ Sensei Fox?

None. I have no fighting style and little experience.

What I DO have on the otherhand is a ****ing insane mind , thus I do this.

A. Set up trip-wires , piano wire ect ect around my home (I assume he's attacking mer in my home) while moving all the furniture in such a way that he can't run directly at me, my living room is kinda like a large hallway so he's going to have SOME difficulty getting to me.

B. I start pitching shit at him , while he's falling over from wires ect ect I'll be throwing dog-food tins , pots, pans ect at him (BTW those pots/pans have been sitting comfortably on the stove for those three hours, their gonna hurt like HELL)

C. Then it's either Spade or Baseball bat time.

I'd say using this Strategy I have a 2/10 chance of taking Rick out , hello if i'm lucky maybe even a 3.

Originally posted by Badabing
I was just messing with guy. I have a rep as a fighter but that's my past. I'm an upstanding citizen now.

Geoffrey 🤨 ... I'm ashamed.

Originally posted by grey fox
None. I have no fighting style and little experience.

What I DO have on the otherhand is a ****ing insane mind , thus I do this.

A. Set up trip-wires , piano wire ect ect around my home (I assume he's attacking mer in my home) while moving all the furniture in such a way that he can't run directly at me, my living room is kinda like a large hallway so he's going to have SOME difficulty getting to me.

B. I start pitching shit at him , while he's falling over from wires ect ect I'll be throwing dog-food tins , pots, pans ect at him (BTW those pots/pans have been sitting comfortably on the stove for those three hours, their gonna hurt like HELL)

C. Then it's either Spade or Baseball bat time.

I'd say using this Strategy I have a 2/10 chance of taking Rick out , hello if i'm lucky maybe even a 3.

That's some plan!!! I wouldn't want to bet against you! Wow.

Now do you think you could take guy or Bing?

Originally posted by The Libertine
So reckon you can take him?

Well since I managed to sew a hypercube into the lining of the bag I have hella fire power stached away.

R.I.P Jones.

Originally posted by The Libertine
That's some plan!!! I wouldn't want to bet against you! Wow.

Now do you think you could take guy or Bing?

The Sarcasm is unnecasary, I do have a chain-saw on the otherhand....

Originally posted by grey fox
The Sarcasm is unnecasary, I do have a chain-saw on the otherhand....

No sarcasm GF I am in awe. I just wonder if the other champs of the forum could beat you "Evil Dead" style chainsaw or not?

Meh. I could take Rick Jones, with a few hours of prep time.

Originally posted by The Libertine
No sarcasm GF I am in awe. I just wonder if the other champs of the forum could beat you "Evil Dead" style chainsaw or not?

I'm just thinking realistically is all , but you know at least my sense of twisted home security doesn't involve a hockey mask.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Meh. I could take Rick Jones, with a few hours of prep time.

Tell us about it 😖hifty:

Originally posted by grey fox
I'm just thinking realistically is all , but you know at least my sense of twisted home security doesn't involve a hockey mask.

Why yes! Yes you are 😖hifty:

Say rick is waiting for 5 min. outside with that prep time I have a 20% chance.

P.S. Im 4 ft. 4 in. and weigh 76 lb.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Tell us about it 😖hifty:

Why yes! Yes you are 😖hifty:

Lib stop with the fugging sarcasm , or were you trying to bait with this thread ?

Originally posted by grey fox
Lib stop with the fugging sarcasm , or were you trying to bait with this thread ?

Why No! No I wasn't!!! 😛

Originally posted by The Libertine
Oooh you sound tough. Tell me more, do you think you could beat Rick?