The Marvel U vs. The Big 7

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HULK SOLO

Originally posted by Newjak
I love this guy trying to get a rise by spouting nonsense I think I know who you are 😖hifty:

e is a green Martian and Moondragon did control Thor through telepathy. MM is also nearly as strong as Supes and Supes did beat Thor up fist to fist. All Thor has is a hammer. Big sissy can't fight like a man and he has a girls hair cut. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by The Libertine
e is a green Martian and Moondragon did control Thor through telepathy. MM is also nearly as strong as Supes and Supes did beat Thor up fist to fist. All Thor has is a hammer. Big sissy can't fight like a man and he has a girls hair cut. 😖hifty:
Well Thor has also resisted Moondragon with the gem 😛

And once again Thor has taken worse then petty little Superman can dish out in one punch 😛

Originally posted by Newjak
Well Thor has also resisted Moondragon with the gem 😛

And once again Thor has taken worse then petty little Superman can dish out in one punch 😛

Well Moondragon made him her ***** and she was controlling a planet at the time.

No Supes has proven he can knock him out with a haymaker. Supes hits harder than Marvel characters who rely on hammers to fight because there fists are soft like a girl and they have a girls hair cut and are girly, with a girly belt of strength etc. Girly stuff.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Well Moondragon made him her ***** and she was controlling a planet at the time.

No Supes has proven he can knock him out with a haymaker. Supes hits harder than Marvel characters who rely on hammers to fight because there fists are soft like a girl and they have a girls hair cut and are girly, with a girly belt of strength etc. Girly stuff.

Please Superman wishes he was half the man Thor was.

I mister goody-two-shoes with his on jerry curl can't even take a thrown hammer to the face without bleeding like a baby.

Originally posted by Newjak
Please Superman wishes he was half the man Thor was.

I mister goody-two-shoes with his on jerry curl can't even take a thrown hammer to the face without bleeding like a baby.

Supes doesn't carry a hammer to make up for a small widger, it's no wonder Sif is always banging the Warriors three when Thor is in Midgard. She tried it with Beta Ray Bill but found the advertising was false and he wasn't hung like a horse, more like antman. What a lame character BRB is. Lol looks like a horse with a winged helmet. Lame.

Originally posted by The Libertine
Supes doesn't carry a hammer to make up for a small widger, it's no wonder Sif is always banging the Warriors three when Thor is in Midgard. She tried it with Beta Ray Bill but found the advertising was false and he wasn't hung like a horse, more like antman. What a lame character BRB is. Lol looks like a horse with a winged helmet. Lame.
No he just needs to have Batman do it for him heck Wonder Woman would rather take on a normal human then mister Supernotinthebedman.

Yes BRB does look like a horse.

Originally posted by Newjak
Yes BRB does look like a horse.

That's lamer than supes and thor not being able to put pans on under there garments!!

Originally posted by The Libertine
That's lamer than supes and thor not being able to put pans on under there garments!!
Yes it is

Superman is a dick

Originally posted by Newjak
Yes it is

So we agree Beta Ray Bill is as lame as Frog Thor! Frog Thor was perhaps lamer though.

Originally posted by The Libertine
So we agree Beta Ray Bill is as lame as Frog Thor!
Yes we shall agree BRB lame as Frog Thor Lame as Superboy

Far be it from me to break into this marvel lovefest but its time to clear some things up.

when has MM blitz someone that wont save him anyway thor use lightning huc use thunderclap.

MM speedblitzed multiple white martians scattered across the planet in a matter of monents.

Also how does a thunderclap work on some with reactions quicker than sound? They can just move away from it being that they're faster than it.

Meh the Superman one puch was the stupidest thing ever. Thor can stand in the middle of the Sun but one punch from Superman is enough to KO Thor

Considering Superman regularly fights people who can survive the sun and beats them senceless its no biggy.

The fact Thor and Hulk have tagged heralds is pointless. They never use their speed in close combat. Ever. They're going to find the big 7 are less willing to job to them than the heralds are.

Oh and Gladitar has traveled faster than Superman before.

And Iron man can fly faster than quicksilver can run. Who has the faster reflexes? That's right Quicksilver. Also beating the king of all jobbers is hardly a feat.

Oh and Hulk not being able to take a single Superman punch (and let's not forget in that poorly written crossover Superman admitted Thor was the toughest opponent he ever faced) is a sin to all that is holy

Hulk has being knocked out by much weaker opponents. The crossover was well written by Kurt Busiek. I'm sure if Thor had of won that fight it would of being hailed as the greatest thing ever.

WHO THE HELL IS HUC!?!?!!?

Originally posted by The Libertine
e is a green Martian and Moondragon did control Thor through telepathy. MM is also nearly as strong as Supes and Supes did beat Thor up fist to fist. All Thor has is a hammer. Big sissy can't fight like a man and he has a girls hair cut. 😖hifty:
are you on crack Marvel telepaths are far more advance than dc. Second thor has fought many times without the hammer he wasn't born with it you know. Plus he's been struck by those more powerful than supes and still got up for more thor fries j'onns ass.

Originally posted by Galvaclaw
Far be it from me to break into this marvel lovefest but its time to clear some things up.

MM speedblitzed multiple white martians scattered across the planet in a matter of monents.

Also how does a thunderclap work on some with reactions quicker than sound? They can just move away from it being that they're faster than it.

Considering Superman regularly fights people who can survive the sun and beats them senceless its no biggy.

The fact Thor and Hulk have tagged heralds is pointless. They never use their speed in close combat. Ever. They're going to find the big 7 are less willing to job to them than the heralds are.

And Iron man can fly faster than quicksilver can run. Who has the faster reflexes? That's right Quicksilver. Also beating the king of all jobbers is hardly a feat.

Hulk has being knocked out by much weaker opponents. The crossover was well written by Kurt Busiek. I'm sure if Thor had of won that fight it would of being hailed as the greatest thing ever.

Good post.

I always laugh at the "regular Thor is resistant to magic bit" hahahahaha, Who has been magically transformed in a Frog in a modern comic against his will, Thor or Superman?
here's a clue....

Spoiler:
Thor

Originally posted by Galvaclaw
Considering Superman regularly fights people who can survive the sun and beats them senceless its no biggy.
Yeah but he doesn't beat them in one punch those guys often give Superman great fights but unlike most of those guys Thor is about as strong as Superman is plus has a better weapon

if anyone should be able to one shot the other Thor should be able to one shot Superman. 😛

Originally posted by Newjak
Yeah besides Thor and possibly Vision most of those guys are out of their league.
DC for the win.
Originally posted by xmeat
are you on crack Marvel telepaths are far more advance than dc. Second thor has fought many times without the hammer he wasn't born with it you know. Plus he's been struck by those more powerful than supes and still got up for more thor fries j'onns ass.

DC wins.