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Jesus: You what what'd be funny?
Ted Haggard: What?
Jesus: If you opposed gay marriage.
Ted: Yeah that would be funny.
Jesus: You shou... hey keep goin... anyways, you should do it.
Ted: Yeah hahah*gag**vomit*
Jesus: lol noob

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Jesus: You what what'd be funny?
Ted Haggard: What?
Jesus: If you opposed gay marriage.
Ted: Yeah that would be funny.
Jesus: You shou... hey keep goin... anyways, you should do it.
Ted: Yeah hahah*gag**vomit*
Jesus: lol noob

lol noob 😂

JesusIsAlive Restricted

Re: Jesus.. savior?

Originally posted by JaxN
yeah i hear alot "jesus is our savior"
how did he do it? 😎

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0003/0003_01.asp

Click on this link to find out how Jesus did it.

TRH Grand Poobah

Re: Re: Jesus.. savior?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0003/0003_01.asp
Click on this link to find out how Jesus did it.

He did it by being a good liar and hypnotic speaker....like hitler

Regret One Among Many

Re: Re: Jesus.. savior?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0003/0003_01.asp
Click on this link to find out how Jesus did it.

Holy Crap... an accidental log in from whatever sock's been used recently?

TRH Grand Poobah

Re: Re: Re: Jesus.. savior?

Originally posted by Regret
Holy Crap... an accidental log in from whatever sock's been used recently?

I get those chick booklets all the time around here

JesusIsAlive Restricted

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Originally posted by TRH
I get those chick booklets all the time around here

Which ones?

Regret One Among Many

Re: Re: Re: Re: Jesus.. savior?

Originally posted by TRH
I get those chick booklets all the time around here

I scanned through the one he posted, here's some of it:

Non-Christian guy, "Of all the trash I've ever heard -- That takes the cake! Your religion is outdated and one of fear!"

Then the kid and the non-Christian get hit by a train and go to hell. The man takes a mask off and he's the devil 😱 he then states:

"You were wrong! You didn't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Savior!"

I guess the Chick tracks don't present a religion of fear 😕

fini Hurricane stalker

ARGH, why have these goddamned chick tracts returned?!?!?!? We were doing fine all the while

Regret One Among Many

Just watch the fanatical Christian people, the one that disappears while JIA is around is the sock.

fini Hurricane stalker

ohhhhh, I'll keep an eye out, hehe.

JesusIsAlive Restricted

Originally posted by fini
ohhhhh, I'll keep an eye out, hehe.

I never thought that you were a guy.

fini Hurricane stalker

lol, my sex to you never mattered. As long as people became mindless zombies like fanatics like you, that is what you are concerned with.

TRH Grand Poobah

Baptist churches hand those out a lot around here

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by fini
lol, my sex to you never mattered. As long as people became mindless zombies like fanatics like you, that is what you are concerned with.

😆 You go girl. 😆

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

/guy.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by Alliance
/guy.

😆 🙄

TRH Grand Poobah

The saga over the sex of fini continues

BobbyD Animal Lover

Originally posted by marcu
Well, we are sinful because of the world we live in. Sin is all around us. Temptations everywhere.
He frees us in the sense that we have acknowledged Him as the creator and that he died on the cross for our sins. It is then our responsiblity to better oursleves and pray for forgiveness when we do sin. Which is daily. At least for me it is. 😮

Yeah! Preach it, sister!

🙂

JesusIsAlive Restricted

Originally posted by fini
lol, my sex to you never mattered. As long as people became mindless zombies like fanatics like you, that is what you are concerned with.

Luke 18:13
And the tax collector, standing afar off, would not so much as raise his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me a sinner!’

Humility is the key fini.