Dylan plays the Twin Cities

Bjork is fat and ugly.

Dylan is old and wise.

Old prune

Only old geezers are going to that show 🙄

Yeah, maybe. But at least we'll all have good taste in good music.

People who go to Bjork concerts have tatoos of swans on their asses. 😛

You gonna come back from the concert smelling like depends and Ensure!
Ewwww, old people smell 😛

I'm gonna come back from the concert smelling like sweet, sweet cheeba.

You gonna try to get some of those old prunes to mosh?

Your probably just going to check out some old cat!
Ewwwwwwwwwww 😛

Dylan doesn't really play mosh music.

Pfft! 🙄

He needs to take some notes from Björk! 😎

On how to play shitty music?

The old fart gets up there, mumbles some incoherent bullshit, whilst rubbing his big ass Gonzo nose all over the mike. 😛

Bjork gets onstages, masterbastes with the mike, then licks it clean while shitting in a bucket. 😛

You obviously have her confused with Marilyn Manson.
Björk likes to get on stage and dress up like cabbages and stuff. All innocent fun.
See, cabbage:

What kind of drugs is she on, anyway?

Unlike that crack head Dylan, Björk doesn't do drugs!
JUST SAY NO BOB! 😛

She's not on drugs, huh? Then why does she dress up like cabbage and swans and poop shapes?

Cause she's a genius 🙂

Any no talant fraud can hide behind kookie costumes.

Yes, but it does help when every major publication, highly respected critics and revered musical institutions such as the Grammys shower you with praise and awards.

That's the difference!

Why does she gotta act so damn strange? It's all an act.

No it's not believe me, she really is like that.
The paparazzi hide out in dumpsters and in trees to get pictures of her just walking around town, and she's always wearing crazy shit.

She's been like that since she was a little kid.

So what's Dylan's excuse? Has he always looked like a flatulent penis?