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Poetry's not my 4-tay.

I can write you a hell of a funny story, though.

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I'm not gonna, though.

Lazy good for nothin..................

I'm lazy becase I can be.

Oh well I dont care, your so called 'funny' story would of probably had strong homo erotic overtones.
I guess it's best you dont share

No, I left you out of the story.

😆 😂 🤣
Bastard 😖hy:

🤣

Do de do de do 😮‍💨

doobie doobie doo (remember those Bud Ice penguin comercials?)

Yup, they were funny.
Although that penguin was totally fake! 🙄
😄

One time we stole a giant BudIce penguin from the outside of a liquor store.

To fulfill some sick sexual fetish?
You sicken me!

No, just wanted the giant BudIce penguin.

We got caught by the way.

So what happened?
Did the guy take you behind the counter and spank you?

They took the penguin back. That's about it.