Dusty You're a Dick
hmm
So I was talking to Dusty over Internet phone for a few hours today, and we were talking about this and that, mostly stupid shit for laughs. Or Movies and music and such. Then All of a sudden, he tells me
"Hey Neil, Talk with my mom."
And I was like,
"Uh...No"
So he was like...
"Too Bad,"
And then he switched over and gave his mom the phone/mic thing.
(His mom sounds Texan)
Anyway, so I'm sitting there, and his mom come son and she says,
"Hey"
And I'm like.
"Hi"
Then she asks,
"Who are you?"
So I responded, a little awkwardly,
"Someone...."
Then she was like "Does this Someone have a name?"
So, Me....Being Me and all not sure what to say...whether to say Vinny Valentine or Neil Green... Replies:
"Maybe,"
So then Dusty screams in the background "CALL HIM VINCENT VAN GOUGH"
So I agreed and was like "Yeah lets go with that."
So his mom was like "Okay Well hello Mr. Vincent Van Gough..."
And I forget what happened after that, there was a bit more talking and me squirming in my awkwardness. Then Dusty came back on laughing...
And I said,
"Dusty, You're a dick"
That wasn't the only event that happened, but yeah it was the oddest one.
His mom sounds really young by the way.
naughty...
Oh god, I didn't just think that.....
vincent