I have ants in my pants!

Started by Röland2 pages

I have ants in my pants!

herbdance And they make me want to dance herbdance

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I got an ant farm. Them ****ers didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon, what about some celery?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I got an ant farm. Them ****ers didn't grow shit. I said, "C'mon, what about some celery?

I got a Sea People thing once and the little shrimp or whatever they are didn't hatch from the eggs.

Originally posted by Röland
I got a Sea People thing once and the little shrimp or whatever they are didn't hatch from the eggs.

I suggest you feed your Sea People your sperms haermm

oh Did they bite you?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
I suggest you feed your Sea People your sperms haermm

I suggest you have a nice cup of shut the f*ck up. haermm

Besides, I already tried to feed them my sperm.

Originally posted by Naz
oh Did they bite you?

The ants, my sperm, the sea people or possibly Vinny's ants? ermm

Originally posted by Röland

The ants, my sperm, the sea people or possibly Vinny's ants? ermm

All of the above? ermm

Sea... monkeys?

Originally posted by Röland
I suggest you have a nice cup of shut the f*ck up. haermm ermm

Does that taste good haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Besides, I already tried to feed them my sperm. ermm

Did they turn into mermaid mutants?

Roland's gettin' laid by ants. haermm I saw the way that ant came onto you. 313

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Originally posted by Jack of Light
Sea... monkeys?

Yeah those stupid things, they give you the little aquarium, the eggs, the sand and some other crap. It tells you to put them in the water with the special stuff and they will hatch, but they never did.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Does that taste good haermm

Did they turn into mermaid mutants?

Of course it tastes good.

No, they didn't turn into anything, I was promised they would turn into mermaids.

Originally posted by Röland
Of course it tastes good.

Then..one cup of shut the **** up plz haermm

Originally posted by Röland
No, they didn't turn into anything, I was promised they would turn into mermaids.

Better get refunds and buy Sea Monkeys

Originally posted by Naz
All of the above? ermm

Maybe. ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
Roland's gettin' laid by ants. haermm I saw the way that ant came onto you. 313

There were a bunch, they gang-raped me.

Originally posted by Röland
Yeah those stupid things, they give you the little aquarium, the eggs, the sand and some other crap. It tells you to put them in the water with the special stuff and they will hatch, but they never did.

I think they hatched for me, but I could barely see them. They were probably corpses that died at birth or something.

I got them from a birthday party when I was 8, so it was pretty cheap.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Then..one cup of shut the **** up plz haermm

Better get refunds and buy Sea Monkeys

*hands a cup of shut the f*ck up* Ok now shut the f*ck up. haermm

I got them when I was like 7 for my birthday from my cousin. 😂

Originally posted by Jack of Light
I think they hatched for me, but I could barely see them. They were probably corpses that died at birth or something.

I got them from a birthday party when I was 8, so it was pretty cheap.

Aren't they really tiny shrimp? 😆

The one I got was a pretty decent sized plastic aquarium but it had a whole little city thing inside for the "Sea Monkeys" aka shrimp to live in.

Originally posted by Röland
herbdance [b]And they make me want to dance herbdance [/B]

I thought you had a penis in your pants?oh