If people on KMC Were Part of You Family...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
But....butcryoh

nuzzle_by_acidic_lust

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You have to.cry

Originally posted by DarkC

nuzzle_by_acidic_lust

hug

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
But you hurted me cry

I'll neva do it again.cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
hug

I'll neva do it again.cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
hug

I'll neva do it again.cryoh

Preston can be my older brother who is the "bad influence".

I don't know of any female here who is older than me. hmm

I'd kill my family with a rusty scooter hot out of some burning embers, with nails epoxied all over it.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
I'd kill my family with a rusty scooter hot out of some burning embers, with nails epoxied all over it.

Brutal.

-AC

Originally posted by DarkC
Got your back, sis. 🥷

Perv.oh

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I still feel the pain cry

Aspirin?cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Perv.oh

Aspirin?cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hahahaha......funny.....*runs off to kill Hiker* doped

Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah, I know, we'd be all sitting out on the porch one evening...

TH: And so Lord Brocktree remained as ruler of Salamandastron for many seasons until - Michael, stop making that face - his son Boar the Fighter came to succeed him. The end.
Mist: What happened to Boar?
TH: I dunno, the book doesn't say.
Shellie: (calling from inside) Sweetie, pie's ready.
TH: Be right there, hon!
Wild Cherry: Why do they name it seasons? Why not years?
TH: I dunno, the book doesn't say.
DC: That's your answer to everything!
TH: So? Who's telling this story, you or me?
Mist: You.
TH: Exactly. Now shut up and go stuff your faces with creampie.

(pause)

Femme: Daddy, you realise what you just said?
Mist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DC: WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wild Cherry: Heheheheeeeee!

TH: 😐
TH: You're all grounded.

Femme: But I...
TH: ALL OF YOU!

*saves in profile*

hmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
huh? Aren't you older than me?

Probably.... 😕 ....but not anymore! 😛

🙁 im still family-less, not including mine 🙁

Originally posted by Devalion
Probably.... 😕 ....but not anymore! 😛

A Few people haven't made a family yet hmm

I'm tempted to scribble up a skit on Vin's family. hmm

Originally posted by DarkC
I'm tempted to scribble up a skit on Vin's family. hmm

I'd be a good little brother.

😉

(Kramer's room)

Kramer: *throwing darts at the wall sulkily*
Kramer: Vinny's starting to get on my nerves.
Dusty: I are on your bed stealing your Z's.
Kramer: ...
Kramer: Dude, can you cut Caturday shit out? Anyways, he's been dipping into my personal porno collection again after I told him not to.
Dusty: Hmmmm.
Kramer: I need to get back at him somehow.
Dusty: Well, I suppose we could always get him back with the sapling noose trick.

(four hours later)
Kramer: He's back from lacrosse practise, he'll take his customary shower and go off to change in his room like he usually does.
Dusty: And when he does, he'll be hanging naked upside down by his ankle.

(They high five each other, and crouch behind a dresser to watch.)

Irene: Vinny, where are you? I need some of your magazines to cut up for a trifold.

Kramer: NONONONONNONONO!
Dusty: WAITWAITWAIT!

(TWANG)

Irene: WHAT THE ****??!