War Hulk vs The Authority

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
And let's not forget

Hulk was just as weakened as Surfer (who had been there longer to heal up some to boot) so the power scale should be the same

Originally posted by Soljer
Better yet, I'll do it for you, fanboy.

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See that glow? Thats the control disk. He has NO access to the power cosmic. He is weakened and out of it.

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And he sends the Hulk flying with a single hit. Those behind him feel the power of the strike.

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The Hulk grabs hold of the Surfer's arms and NORRIN OVERPOWERS THE HULK, while begging for forgiveness.

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"Give him another pass and we're dead" 'nuff said.

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Hulk sets Norrin free, he stops fighting, THANKS the Hulk, and then the Hulk takes advantage of Norrin's good will with the scan you so happily posted.

Neglecting the fact that the Surfer had just OWNED the Hulk at his OWN GAME just immediately beforehand.

Also:

Originally posted by darthgoober
I realize that you don't really NEED my help against that guy, but here's some stuff to support what your saying(Keep in mind, all of these fights where when Surfer was still weakened from being stranded on Earth).

I realize that there's not a lot of action in that last scan, but please note in the upper left hand corner, it talks about Hulk regaining his strength several minutes later, and Surfer isn't really around. So what's that mean you ask? That shot with the surfboard knocked his ass the f*ck out!

Anyway, after Surfer saves Hulk from the army, Hulk decides to be a dumbass again, and attack him....

AND HE GOES DOWN AGAIN!

But this is the best one. It's by far the most accurate portrayal of a fight between the two that I've ever seen...

So yeah....

Silver Surfer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hulk.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
Hulk thunderclaps Hawksmoor causing him a great deal of pain then rips him to pieces.

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1. Hulk can't thunderclap a suburb
2. He cant rip it to pieces when he's still dealing with Apollo, Sparks, and the Engineer
3. Hawksmoor can easily catch him by surprise and solidify him with the street.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
1. Hulk can't thunderclap a suburb
2. He cant rip it to pieces when he's still dealing with Apollo, Sparks, and the Engineer
3. Hawksmoor can easily catch him by surprise and solidify him with the street.

1.) How do you know? Base Hulk has caused blocks worth of damage with a Thunderclap. Celestial Hulk is farrrr more potent.

2.) Who are all equally stunned from the Clap

3.) Just as easily as Hulk catches him off guard and decaps.

BTW I like how people bring up the 70's like feats from then matter.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
1.) How do you know? Base Hulk has caused blocks worth of damage with a Thunderclap. Celestial Hulk is farrrr more potent.

2.) Who are all equally stunned from the Clap

3.) Just as easily as Hulk catches him off guard and decaps.

BTW I like how people bring up the 70's like feats from then matter.

1) What feats put WH's thunderclap farrrr above normal Hulks? Or is it just the hype that you seem to have grown more attached to?

2) Please. Authority easily has the speed, power and damage advantages. Hulk wont even get a Thunderclap in. And all Hawksmoor needs is a few seconds

3) 😂 So Hulk, while being beaten down by three other members of the authority, is going to catch by surprise, and DECAPITATE a SUBURB?

Stop treating this as if Hulk is individually fighting each of them. He's fighting, and will lose to a team.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
1) What feats put WH's thunderclap farrrr above normal Hulks? Or is it just the hype that you seem to have grown more attached to?

2) Please. Authority easily has the speed, power and damage advantages. Hulk wont even get a Thunderclap in. And all Hawksmoor needs is a few seconds

3) 😂 So Hulk, while being beaten down by three other members of the authority, is going to catch by surprise, and DECAPITATE a SUBURB?

Stop treating this as if Hulk is individually fighting each of them. He's fighting, and will lose to a team.

1.) The fact that he was being amped by gamma radiation (think Sundip) the whole time, doo doo brain. Oh and let's see what happens faster, me sinking gradually or clapping my hands....

2.) The only members of the Authority that have speed are

Swift
Apollo

both of which would get manhandled if they tried to rush without cooperating with the rest of their team.

3.) The point was how absurd it was. How's the Hulk going to be caught off guard when he's actively fighting and is a genius in this form?

PS: I'm not the one saying that the two members are going to be able to blitz Hulk while Hawksmoor gains Flash like reaction speed.

love

Joey

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
1.) The fact that he was being amped by gamma radiation (think Sundip) the whole time, doo doo brain. Oh and let's see what happens faster, me sinking gradually or clapping my hands....

2.) The only members of the Authority that have speed are

Swift
Apollo

both of which would get manhandled if they tried to rush without cooperating with the rest of their team.

3.) The point was how absurd it was. How's the Hulk going to be caught off guard when he's actively fighting and is a genius in this form?

PS: I'm not the one saying that the two members are going to be able to blitz Hulk while Hawksmoor gains Flash like reaction speed.

love

Joey

1) Ouch. Doodoo brain. That stings. Anyways, the only concrete upgrades that Hulk got were a swrod, a tentacle, a mask, and an (if possible) increase in hype. Whoop-dee-doo. Was his thunderclap ever shown to have been amped? If so, I'd like to see a scan

Lets look at this mathematically:

In the time that it took 100 foot beings to be merged with the ground, Hawksmoor managed to get in a single, 10s (actually 7, but we'll be gneerous) sentence.

That means they would "gradually" sink 10 feet/s

Thats 0.1s/foot

Hawksmoor only has to merge his hands for a thunderclap to fail. His hands are what, 3 feet above the ground? His arms are pretty long.

Thusly, Hulk would have 0.3 seconds to clap before he loses the match.

That is WHILE being beaten upon by people and attacks much faster then him from an entire other team.

AND he's supposed to thunderclap in 0.3 seconds against an attack that he wont know will be coming.

PLUS Theres no saying whether a thunderclap would even do enough damage to stop Hawksmoor from merging him.

Yeah... Hulk loses.

2)Yes, but there is also Jenny Sparks electricity and Engineer's blades, which move much faster then Hulk's reaction speeds. Not to mention, has WH ever has a decent fight against someone with speed? Did he "manhandle" them?

3) Because he's fighting an entire team. Becuase he can easily be caught off guard by someone who can be whatever part of the environment they wish. Because he's NOT a genius.

Stop being a retard. Hulk was constantly being fed Gamma Radiaton which was constantly amping his strength to levels he's never reached before.

His thunder clap is based on strength, the more strength he has the more potent the clap. Therefore common sense tells us Amped Strength T-Clap > Non Amped Strength T-Clap

(without the brain thing) Jenny Sparks needs time to build up enough electricity before she can even begin to affect Hulk, champ (hello it's an abandoned suburb). Time she won't have with Swift and Apollo being idiots and blitzing a being of brute strength.

Base Hulk has fought Heralds. War Hulk's intelligence is much higher then the standard retard child Hulk therefore one can assume that he'd have a better handle on a blitz. Especially considering Apollo's a hot-headed idiot that'd probably blitz into his fist.

Keep overrating the Authority and especially Hawksmoor champ, it's hilarious.

And, please, stop with the atrocious math, you're scaring the children.

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Then at least post strength feats that shows he's superior to normal Hulk. Not that it matters. Because he wont have time for a thunderclap.

It doesn't matter if her attack isn't extremely powerful. Hulk will still be getting shredded into atoms,physically beaten down, and, before he knows it, merged with the asphalt.

Not really. Adults get blitzed all the time in comics. Not to mention, if Hulk takes the time to attempt (and fail) to stop Apollo with his fist, he'll have already been merged with the asphalt.

If he tries to thunderclap, he wont accomplish that in time, not to mention that he'll be constantly distracted by super strong fists pounding into him extremely fast.

If you don't understand the match, I can break it down for you really easily:

Hulk. Will. Get. Pwned.

I swear this board can be so retarded sometimes.

1.) Apollo sucks at high speed fighting and would likely accidentally fly into Hulk's fist (in fact Swift had to teach him some basics that his dumb ass likely forgot) or not use speed at all.

2.) Swift is useless.

3.) What's so hard about Base Hulk being fed Gamma Radiation to heighten his strength and having intelligence that you can't understand

4.) If you've read the comic you'd know that there was no time stated nor height given from the being shrunk into the ground.

5.) Oh, yes, Hawksmoor sure would try merging Hulk into the asphalt knowing that he could very well take Apollo with him. That'd be a riot.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
Goddamnit, I was wrong again, and pwned because of it.

petpet

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I would like to get this tattooed on my back so I can be like my heroes, Apollo and Midnighter

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Uh-huh.

So, when you get owned. and have no response, because your precious Hulk will be ground into dust, you resort to poorly executed gay jokes to attempt to cover up what an utter and complete douche you are?

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What the hell are you talking about?

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
What the hell are you talking about?

Right then.

Reported.

Moving on...

That is what we call a Smurphtastic pwnage.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
That is what we call a Smurphtastic pwnage.

thankyou

BTW, I believe there's a Power Rangers thread somewhere around here. Aren't you something of an expert? 😖hifty:

That's what I call

Remedial Mathmatics

.......Of course not....now i have something to do

*Runs behind bushes*

"MASTODON"

*Leaps off to battle Rita Repulsa*

you misspelled Mathematics

You didn't capitalize you and forgot your period and randomly capitalized mathmatics.