A Womans Place

Much has changed since the nineteen fifties, divorce is up, many people come from one parent families in civilised countries like England and less civilised countries like Scotland and Wales. Even Primitive societies like the US, Canada and Ireland have this problem. I blame the changing role of women in society and the medias attempts to portray then as capable of doing a mans job.

I believe if women when married followed these 10 simple rules it would halt this malaise and reduce the sale of mail order brides, a major export in many enlightened countries. I also think it would reduce homosexuality as men would see women as benign and no longer untrustworthy and adultorous.

My Manifesto and ten points women need to follow to keep their man.

Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with alot of work- weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.

Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

Some Dont's: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day.

Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.

The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.

Thoughts?

Come on man, do you even try not to be figured out?

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Come on man, do you even try not to be figured out?

🤨 I think my maifesto is genius!

The Libertine, I've read this before, and the list of 10 points is not original.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Come on man, do you even try not to be figured out?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
The Libertine, I've read this before, and the list of 10 points is not original.

Really 😖hifty: You may have seen the ten points before it's from a 1950's marriage guide, but not its application.

Obviously good ideas are rampant on the intrawebbe.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE

I have no footwear fetish. It's one of the few kinks I do not subscribe to!!!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Come on man, do you even try not to be figured out?

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
😬 Doesn't seem like it, huh?

This thread is not about me!!

I strongly believe that a woman's place is subservient to a Man and I am happy single again because that was the source of conflict with my ex- I always stuck to my Guns though. It's not that I believed in domestic violence - I never laid a hand on her 😖hifty:, but I expect my girlfriend to obey me always and it's in my interests to look after her interests.

Sounds old-fashioned but it works well for both sexes. Try it once.

Whatever! I will never lower myself to be some man's slave. It's wrong and sexist. You honestly want me to worship my husband like he's some fing god?

I want to go out and work. Not be some house wife.

Lol🙂

A woman's place is on her knees, in front of me.

It had to be said.

Originally posted by BackFire
A woman's place is on her knees, in front of me.

It had to be said.

😆 Okay that is pretty funny

Originally posted by Dj88
Whatever! I will never lower myself to be some man's slave. It's wrong and sexist. You honestly want me to worship my husband like he's some fing god?

I want to go out and work. Not be some house wife.

I can understand that position however if you're a housewife or househusband they need to know their role.

Originally posted by Dj88
Whatever! I will never lower myself to be some man's slave. It's wrong and sexist. You honestly want me to worship my husband like he's some fing god?

I want to go out and work. Not be some house wife.

And it's just this kind of attitude that causes single parent families and broken homes. Have you no shame? Back to the chores with you, the advent of the dishwasher and washing machine fortunately frees "real women" for other important chores and duties. The small feet you have which once made you better able to fit behind a sink will end up another footnote to Darwinian genetics and vestigial characteristics.

Originally posted by The Libertine
And it's just this kind of attitude that causes single parent families and broken homes. Have you no shame? Back to the chores with you, the advent of the dishwasher and washing machine fortunately frees "real women" for other important chores and duties. The small feet you have which once made you better able to fit behind a sink will end up another footnote to Darwin genetics and vestigial characteristics.

😂 This guy's such a dumbass....

Originally posted by The Libertine
And it's just this kind of attitude that causes single parent families and broken homes. Have you no shame? Back to the chores with you, the advent of the dishwasher and washing machine fortunately frees "real women" for other important chores and duties. The small feet you have which once made you better able to fit behind a sink will end up another footnote to Darwinian genetics and vestigial characteristics.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
That was actually a funny post. Small feet... I didn't know why they were that small. All makes sense now...

Yes proof Jean Baptiste Lamark and not Charles Darwin was right. Now they have got it in their little brains that behind the sink is not the right place for them, this characteristic should be lost within a few generations. That is unless we make them bend over the sink more, which of course would provide a reason to keep this characteristic.

Here's a sexist joke you'll probably enjoy Libertine.

Q: Why don't women need to wear watches?

A: There's already a clock on the stove.

Originally posted by The Libertine
This thread is not about me!!

I strongly believe that a woman's place is subservient to a Man and I am happy single again because that was the source of conflict with my ex- I always stuck to my Guns though. It's not that I believed in domestic violence - I never laid a hand on her 😖hifty:, but I expect my girlfriend to obey me always and it's in my interests to look after her interests.

Sounds old-fashioned but it works well for both sexes. Try it once.