Can I Tick it?

Originally posted by endrict
Dr. Strange was eating and bit his tounge off.

hmm, has any comic character attempted to cut/rip out Dr. Strange's tongue?

The Silver Surfer and a pair of scissors!!!

Darkseid wakes up in the morning, finds Doomsday next to him and his pants on the ceiling. He then proceeds to Omega beam himself and gouge out his eyeknobs. At this moment, Tick walks in, and seeing the utter wrongness of the image before him, calls upon the source to rid the universe of this evil image. The source answers, and transfer the astro force to tick so he can fulfill Orion's prophecy. He also gets Superman's protection from the OE.

So, how did I do?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Darkseid wakes up in the morning, finds Doomsday next to him and his pants on the ceiling. He then proceeds to Omega beam himself and gouge out his eyeknobs. At this moment, Tick walks in, and seeing the utter wrongness of the image before him, calls upon the source to rid the universe of this evil image. The source answers, and transfer the astro force to tick so he can fulfill Orion's prophecy. He also gets Superman's protection from the OE.

So, how did I do?

Good (but nothing compared to my ingenious "Wolvie gets Lupus" idea)

She-Hulk, She-Hulk, She-Hulk...
still trying to wipe the DS/DD bed scene from my mind...
I would think The Tick would die of shock on the spot.

Originally posted by janus77
still trying to wipe the DS/DD bed scene from my mind...

droolio I'm not . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Good (but nothing compared to my ingenious "Wolvie gets Lupus" idea)

I got one!
The Tick shows Batman a tape of Aunt May's Milf video!

Originally posted by janus77
Lupus means rabid right?
😕

Its an autoimmune disease.

Basicly it would turn Wolvie's body against him so either the rogue cells kill him or his HF kills him.

ah, that's definitely macabre!
like it a lot.

imagine if Wolverine had only sporadic control over the contraction and extension of his claws and was then fed a laxative! 😄

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
droolio I'm not . . .

😘

You plunge new depths, you know that don't you... 😘

Originally posted by Hercules
😘

You plunge new depths, you know that don't you... 😘

Meh . . .

I wonder if those GMILF tapes that Janus mentioned were in that room too.

Originally posted by Hercules
😘

You plunge new depths, you know that don't you... 😘

something to take your mind off it 🙂

Originally posted by janus77

something to take your mind off it 🙂

😄 😱

dunno why, but her physique reminds me of something I downloaded once ... 😕

Originally posted by janus77
dunno why, but her physique reminds me of something I downloaded once ... 😕

Skrull Porn?

Originally posted by Hercules
Skrull Porn?

crylaugh

nah, was thinking of Wifey ... nah, dunno what I was thinking of 😕

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Good (but nothing compared to my ingenious "Wolvie gets Lupus" idea)

Bah mine was better, Stephen with how careful he is, did something so clumbsy by biting his tounge off...now hes FUBAR for life.

Originally posted by Hercules
Skrull Porn?

hysterical BEST POST OF THE DAY! 😄

Originally posted by Hercules
Flash is challenged to a foot race by the runner, on the word go Flash blasts off at light speed.

Unknown to Wally, Galactus owned Runner a favour and as Flash reaches the speed of light, casually, paints a tunnel over a brick wall, ala Road runner.

BAM! Flash hits the wall at light speed, reducing his bones to jelly, Flash is now nothing more than a red and yellow glob of skin and blood.